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Junior 02-16-2009 10:04 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
When I looked at the prices of 69 at Camero SS that was $3000 when I was 16, but they are now $30,000.

I am an Insurance agent, and it hit me when I started quoting people that were born when I graduated high school.

When I look in the mirror, and my hairline is not what I used to be.

When I got my first real job selling computers they were 386's, and a 256mb hard drive was huge.

When I started driving gas was $.89 a gallon.

Baseball players weren't all juiced up, and the good golf players were a little chubby.

People held doors open for other people, and said please and thank you.

Our telepone when I was a kid was a party line.

Pete 02-16-2009 10:29 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailchaser (Post 237877)
when a memory chip for a computer was a stack of punch cards 8 inches high to spell your name:D


That's funny. I took a computer class a 'while' ago that dealt with the basic science of punchcards and how the computer read them. A hard drive at that time was the size of a washing machine. Two or three megabytes of storage. Incredible.

http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/imag...hard_drive.jpg

acarr 02-16-2009 10:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete (Post 237968)
That's funny. I took a computer class a 'while' ago that dealt with the basic science of punchcards and how the computer read them. A hard drive at that time was the size of a washing machine. Two or three megabytes of storage. Incredible.

http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/imag...hard_drive.jpg

and I was just going to mention the 5.25 floppy disk with no hard drive:r

CBI_2 02-16-2009 11:23 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Junior (Post 237932)
When I looked at the prices of 69 at Camero SS that was $3000 when I was 16, but they are now $30,000.

I am an Insurance agent, and it hit me when I started quoting people that were born when I graduated high school.

When I look in the mirror, and my hairline is not what I used to be.

When I got my first real job selling computers they were 386's, and a 256mb hard drive was huge.

When I started driving gas was $.89 a gallon.

Baseball players weren't all juiced up, and the good golf players were a little chubby.

People held doors open for other people, and said please and thank you.

Our telepone when I was a kid was a party line.

:r:r:r I remember when we got an IBM PC with an 8088 processor in the engineering department I was working in when they came out.

Sailchaser 02-16-2009 11:26 AM

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When popcorn called "JIFFY POP" had to be made on the stove no microwaves:fl

CBI_2 02-16-2009 11:34 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailchaser (Post 237877)
when a memory chip for a computer was a stack of punch cards 8 inches high to spell your name:D

:r:r:r I used to repair punch card readers.

ca21455 02-16-2009 12:53 PM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Your favorite TV program is Antiques Roadshow.

You go to the workshop to get a tool and have to return to figure out what tool you were going to get.

You were married before the new employees at work were born.

Cigary 02-16-2009 03:57 PM

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You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You sing along with the elevator music.


"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.

Whee 02-16-2009 07:34 PM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete (Post 237968)
That's funny. I took a computer class a 'while' ago that dealt with the basic science of punchcards and how the computer read them. A hard drive at that time was the size of a washing machine. Two or three megabytes of storage. Incredible.

http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/imag...hard_drive.jpg

Why do I suddenly have the urge to eat an Everlasting Gobstoppper?:D

AD720 02-16-2009 07:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailkat (Post 232557)
TU4-37..:r

The thing that was even funnier.....was that she acted like it was the most incredible thing she had ever heard

That is pretty cool. :r

macpappy 02-16-2009 08:55 PM

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My first part time job was working at a small independent gas station. We would take the tire off the rim, and patch the tube or inside of the tubeless tire for $2. A gallon of gas was normally 32 cents. During a "gas war" we had gas for 23 cents a gallon.

That's not a typo.

CBI_2 02-16-2009 09:50 PM

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Your back goes out more than you do.

When you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service. I've had this ability since dislocating my ankle 22 years ago. :fl

and for Scott (TripleF) :
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

acarr 02-16-2009 11:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailchaser (Post 238072)
When popcorn called "JIFFY POP" had to be made on the stove no microwaves:fl

I must be old because that was great popcorn!

smokeyandthebandit05 02-17-2009 12:12 AM

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Im only 20 and cant imagine bein this old :D but Im on my way




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totallytentative 02-17-2009 07:59 PM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
....when you:

a) Discover you have to take your glasses off to see details up close.

b) Grey hairs.

ENJOY LIFE IN YOUR 20'S! IT'S OVER FASTER THAN YOU THINK! :eek:

Skywalker 02-17-2009 08:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 238091)
:r:r:r I used to repair punch card readers.

Very similar to your vaporators in most respects...:r
http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/stev...3B0/c3po_2.jpg

CBI_2 02-17-2009 08:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 241438)
Very similar to your vaporators in most respects...:r
http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/stev...3B0/c3po_2.jpg

:r:r I had this dream I heard "I am your father" from some tall dark scary guy with a breathing problem,

smitdavi 02-17-2009 08:44 PM

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lol, this is quickly becoming one of my favorite threads. I guess I have something to look forward to in my older years :r :r

MarkMc 02-17-2009 08:54 PM

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You know whose phone number this is.......

867-5309

And don't say you never dailed it!

Kreth 02-17-2009 08:57 PM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by totallytentative (Post 241386)
b) Grey hairs.

What's worse is when they're not on your head...

Whee 02-17-2009 09:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkMc (Post 241539)
You know whose phone number this is.......

867-5309

And don't say you never dailed it!

You can't read that number, you MUST sing it...

lightning9191 02-17-2009 09:04 PM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by totallytentative (Post 241386)

b) Grey hairs.

ENJOY LIFE IN YOUR 20'S! IT'S OVER FASTER THAN YOU THINK! :eek:

I've been following this thread and I don't think we can count grey hairs. I started getting those (well they look white to me really) in highschool.

markem 02-17-2009 09:07 PM

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when the phrase :getting old ain't for sissies" takes on new meaning

Junior 02-18-2009 09:17 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 241550)
What's worse is when they're not on your head...

I heard a rumor that it happened to a girl when she was only 27. Not that I would know anything about that:ss

smitdavi 02-18-2009 10:17 AM

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by totallytentative (Post 241386)
ENJOY LIFE IN YOUR 20'S! IT'S OVER FASTER THAN YOU THINK! :eek:

lol, thanks for the advice. I think my live is over already lol ie buying a house and getting married, etc

theycallmedan'lboone 02-18-2009 10:50 AM

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you know you're getting older when you run as fast as you can and some 17 year old is jogging next to you having a conversation with you.

.. when you walk around a week after soccer practice with every joint in your body creaks,cracks,pops.

BC-Axeman 02-18-2009 11:25 AM

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I saw a girl working the register at a store and thought "She looks familiar, I wonder if I know her mother/grandmother."
I still have a working Atari 800 computer that I even know how to program, and I have a '70s TV with the rotary knob tuner to hook it up to and hundreds of games and other programs for it. There is even software on the web for using it as a browser. Moonbuggy, Defender, Joust, Zaxxon, Pac-Man, Qix, Asteroids, Centipede, etc., etc....


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