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Porch Dweller 05-06-2014 06:47 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Up with the sun, gone with the wind, she always said I was lazy

kugie 05-06-2014 08:46 AM

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If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a btcih ain’t one

Dave128 05-06-2014 08:50 AM

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The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round.....

jonumberone 05-06-2014 08:57 AM

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Some day somebody's gonna make you want to
Turn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry

bonjing 05-06-2014 09:13 AM

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D#$%^ it, Dom! :r

From bikes, to trains and video games it the biggest toy store there is. . .

icehog3 05-06-2014 10:45 AM

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You see me on the street
You always act surprised
You say, "How are you?" "Good luck"
But you don't mean it

When you know as well as me
You'd rather see me paralyzed
Why don't you just come out once
And scream it?

mk05 05-06-2014 11:39 AM

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OOOHH CANNT YOUUU SEEEEeeeeEEEEE


YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEE

markem 05-06-2014 11:42 AM

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At the copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana

dave 05-06-2014 12:12 PM

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I don't want to be a dick....but some of these almost seem designed to terrorize.....if you're all serious, I'm sorry.....sort of...I often resort to SP for my ear bleach....


And what i choose is my choice
What's a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

Porch Dweller 05-06-2014 12:18 PM

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Today is the greatest
Day I've ever known

Dave128 05-06-2014 12:25 PM

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NIIIIIINE CARONA'S
The girl looked good to me after NIIIIINE CARONA'S!

dave 05-06-2014 12:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 1959242)
Today is the greatest
Day I've ever known

That's exactly where I went next--same song....I completely lose myself in those two...and a dozen others...even

You'll be perfect just like me
You'll be a lover in my bed
And a gun to my head
We must never be apart
We must never be apart

AdamJoshua 05-06-2014 12:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1959231)
At the copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana

Mwuahahaha!


I love rock n roll
put another dime in the jukebox baby …

LasciviousXXX 05-06-2014 01:03 PM

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This is the song that never ends.......

Dave128 05-06-2014 01:10 PM

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We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine......

TXRebel 05-06-2014 02:58 PM

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"

icehog3 05-06-2014 03:57 PM

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The point that the song's title should not be in your sample lyrics is obviously lost on half of you. You guys crack me up. :lr

If you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose it all.

Porch Dweller 05-06-2014 04:15 PM

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There's a little black spot on the sun today

icehog3 05-06-2014 06:09 PM

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She said "learn how to mind", Bam Ba Lam, the damn thing gone blind, Bam Ba Lam

markem 05-06-2014 06:38 PM

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Okay, just to get this one out of my head, I'm sharing it with y'all

I read the news today oh boy

dave 05-07-2014 08:57 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mk05 (Post 1959229)
OOOHH CANNT YOUUU SEEEEeeeeEEEEE


YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEE

I'm gonna buy a ticket, now
As far as I can
Ain't a-never comin' back
Ride me a southbound
All the way to Georgia, now
Till the train, it run out of track

markem 05-07-2014 09:01 AM

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I put this here for Tom, hoping that both the video and the song will finally leave me in peace. 3 days is too much!

Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

bonjing 05-07-2014 09:02 AM

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Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
so here's my number

markem 05-07-2014 09:05 AM

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Oh crap - not another! Just popped in to my apparently damaged cranial cavity

Can't touch this!

Porch Dweller 05-07-2014 09:10 AM

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On a dark desert highway...

markem 05-07-2014 09:12 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 1959515)
On a dark desert highway...

:tu :tu :tu

This and Desperado as are earworms that I never mind. Oh, and Hotel California and Seven Bridges Road and Hole in the World Tonight and ... well, you get the idea.

dave 05-07-2014 11:27 AM

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Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order
I'm try'n' to change this water to wine

icehog3 05-07-2014 01:27 PM

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I'm a cold heartbreaker, fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two
And I'll leave you lyin' on the bed

jonumberone 05-07-2014 03:03 PM

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Risin' up, back on the street
I Took my time, took my chances
Went the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

icehog3 05-07-2014 04:04 PM

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Feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so tired, Ow! so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week
I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie
Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like Pavlov's dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

AdamJoshua 05-07-2014 04:16 PM

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Out on the road today, I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back"
I thought I knew what love was
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but-

I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got that top pulled down and that radio on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

icehog3 05-07-2014 06:01 PM

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We got the bubble headed
Bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die

mk05 05-07-2014 07:38 PM

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lol @dave @bonjing

Step back you're dancing kinda cloossseee, feel a little...POKE comin' thrrruuuuu~~~~ on youuuuuuuu

jonumberone 05-08-2014 05:46 AM

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its a world of laughter and a world of tears
its a world of hopes and a world of fears
there's so much that we share
that is time we're aware

dave 05-08-2014 07:01 AM

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wth is wrong with you "guys"? This has become a haven for sadists, I swear

dave 05-08-2014 07:12 AM

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She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

Porch Dweller 05-08-2014 07:28 AM

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I can see very well
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back

dave 05-08-2014 08:23 AM

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nice!....a little dark for my morning, but I like it! takes me back to


Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band

icehog3 05-08-2014 09:05 AM

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He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day, when the New York Times said "God is dead"....

ArgusP2 05-08-2014 09:35 AM

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Nice one dave... Now replace it with this...

Making your way in the world today takes everything you got,
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away...
Posted via Mobile Device

icehog3 05-08-2014 09:39 AM

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I saw you in the front row
Moving to the beat
Just movin' and groovin'
Killed me when I saw
The wet patch on your seat
Was it Coca-Cola?

dave 05-08-2014 09:53 AM

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Ha! Not familiar enough for an earworm (I had to google/youtube it), but that was great -- thanks

jonumberone 05-08-2014 10:04 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dave (Post 1959895)
Ha! Not familiar enough for an earworm (I had to google/youtube it), but that was great -- thanks

The only thing worse than reading a lyric here and getting an earworm is to google/youtube one you don't recognize, and giving yourself one. :sl

Porch Dweller 05-08-2014 10:43 AM

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Always something there to remind me...

markem 05-08-2014 11:09 AM

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Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

galaga 05-08-2014 11:43 AM

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One good thing about old age, the earworms kinda get lost in there......

It's rainin' inside a big brown moon
How does that mess you baby up, leg
Eatin' a Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut
Don't stop now, baby,................

icehog3 05-08-2014 01:41 PM

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I heard Mr. Young sing about her.....

massphatness 05-08-2014 02:31 PM

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I heard screamin'
and bullwhips cracking

kugie 05-09-2014 05:28 AM

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I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate..............

Bluetick 05-09-2014 06:57 AM

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I wake with an earworm most days.

Today's is

Yeah the only kind of man that you ever wanted
Was one that you knew you'd never hold very long
Sittin' there cryin' like I'm the first one to go


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