Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

So last night, it's hot as the hubs of hell up in our bedroom. When I took the hound out late last night, it was dark, still, cloudless, and an inch from frost.
I opened up the bedroom window for an hour or two just to cool it down. I couldn't sleep cause stupid the dog hurt my back and I couldn't find a comfortable position. So I get a blanket, wrap it around me, and hit the floor. Finally, I fall asleep.
An hour later I woke up froze solid, teeth chattering, and wondered what the heck I was thinking in the first place. :)

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

The dog he's happy
because cold it be
Scott now feels crappy
because the dog had to pee

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

Frigid winter waits
The chill Scott begins to feel
Tells of things to come.


Haiku!

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

God bless you.

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

It dropped down to 71* today
I hate poems