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Springsman 01-21-2011 03:37 PM

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If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

tobii3 01-24-2011 03:26 PM

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Holy crap...I can just FEEL the love here....

Quote:

You never answered. What do you do know? Besides limp.
I've been known to drool, swing a frozen salmon or two, fall over my walker and occasionally get too drunk to type...or too drunk to occasionally type...or just drunk...

Long story short, according to the Army, who NEVER makes a mistake, I am a 25B - Informations Systems Operator-Analyst.

Even G-d doesn't know WTF that has to do with my job these days -

I started out a 72E but that was combined with a 72G then restructured to a 74C and further streamlined as a 25D that would be deactivated and redesignated a 25B. All in all, the original job was really cool....until the Internet showed up, that is.

On paper, I'm an Army EKMS manager. In reality, I'm the poor bastard locked in the basement. :r

Katmancross 01-24-2011 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 1146636)
Holy crap...I can just FEEL the love here....



I've been known to drool, swing a frozen salmon or two, fall over my walker and occasionally get too drunk to type...or too drunk to occasionally type...or just drunk...

Long story short, according to the Army, who NEVER makes a mistake, I am a 25B - Informations Systems Operator-Analyst.

Even G-d doesn't know WTF that has to do with my job these days -

I started out a 72E but that was combined with a 72G then restructured to a 74C and further streamlined as a 25D that would be deactivated and redesignated a 25B. All in all, the original job was really cool....until the Internet showed up, that is.

On paper, I'm an Army EKMS manager. In reality, I'm the poor bastard locked in the basement. :r


Because I have a high security clearance, I was able to see your "eyes only" file and found a photo of you at work.

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replicant_argent 01-24-2011 05:35 PM

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Tob wears shorter skirts/tutus.
and is uglier.

"One ringy dingy... two ringy dingys."

tobii3 01-25-2011 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Katmancross (Post 1146640)
Because I have a high security clearance, I was able to see your "eyes only" file and found a photo of you at work.

Actually, that was our sister MOS - us "echos" were trained on these -

http://rattrig.com/photo_gallery/Gal...es%2025pct.jpg

worked on these -

https://www.fairradio.com/_uploaded/509.jpg

Then "upgraded" to these after Desert Shield -

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/a.../an-ugc144.jpg

Then, of course, the Internet showed up.

And we were put in the basement working behind one of these -

http://www.empiresafe.com/uploads/00...tSwing__2_.JPG

:sh

HollywoodQue 01-25-2011 08:38 AM

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Wow

Katmancross 01-25-2011 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 1147373)
Actually, that was our sister MOS - us "echos" were trained on these -

http://rattrig.com/photo_gallery/Gal...es%2025pct.jpg

worked on these -

https://www.fairradio.com/_uploaded/509.jpg

Then "upgraded" to these after Desert Shield -

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/a.../an-ugc144.jpg

Then, of course, the Internet showed up.

And we were put in the basement working behind one of these -

http://www.empiresafe.com/uploads/00...tSwing__2_.JPG

:sh


You mixed up the photos. This is where pnoon (Peter) keeps his money and cigars.

T.G 01-25-2011 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 1147373)
Actually, that was our sister MOS - us "echos" ...


Then "upgraded" to these after Desert Shield -

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/231/anugc144t.jpg

:eek:

tobii3 01-25-2011 09:29 AM

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oh no, I know my vault door all too well.

This is where Pete keeps his cigars -

http://www.vinotemp.com/LiveImage.as...etalWalkin.jpg

He has to be able to see THROUGH the door, ya know.....

HK3- 01-25-2011 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1142979)
Tobs first jump was out of a hot air balloon at Napoleans request.

Isn't he also the father of Chuck Norris? :r

tobii3 01-25-2011 09:52 AM

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As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

True Story.

:banger

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Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu (Post 1142960)
Dude.... you hit a deuce and a half?
WTF? did it sneak out in front of you?:sh

Not exactly.

Exiting the arcraft over Ft Campbell, KY (Suckchon DZ) at night....I was aiming for the turn -in point, identified by a green chemlight.

Only problem was, our hero was using the chemlight to find his lighter in the back of the deuce.

I found the turn-in point, the truck, the Soldier AND his lighter....all at the same time.


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