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jitzy 11-13-2008 09:28 AM

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Bud lime it tastes like window cleaner

Gophernut 11-13-2008 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jitzy (Post 67092)
Bud lime it tastes like window cleaner

I agree completely, but my wife happens to love the stuff. Maybe she drinks it because she knows I won't.
The worst beers I ever had were a beer I bought in Grand Rapids, Michigan called BrauMeister. Not MeisterBrau, BrauMeister. This was in the mid '80s and it went for around $6 a case, and I think may have even included the deposit on the cans. Horrible.
I also bought a case of Cold Spring Light when I was in college, and I drank only six of the case. Don't think I ever finished them. Just ghastly. Didn't get a buzz, just went straight to the headache.
The most recent bad beer was a Bud Select.

Lucky_Hippo 11-13-2008 09:58 AM

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Stonemill Organic Pale Ale. :(


This stuff was so horrible it actually made me steal a Hummer to race across town and cut down my neighbor's tree while spraying aerosol cans out of each window just for revenge.


I kid. I kid.

GTsetGO 11-13-2008 09:59 AM

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Dog Fish Raison D'Etre

or something like that.

DrDubzz 11-13-2008 10:01 AM

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Definitely Miller Chill, no question

next closest normal-ish beer is Heineken :pu

newcigarz 11-13-2008 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GTsetGO (Post 67124)
Dog Fish Raison D'Etre

or something like that.

Oh no you didn't.

That is a great beer! :tg ;)

Scimmia 11-13-2008 11:32 AM

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Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

Sancho 11-13-2008 11:35 AM

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Worst beer ever? Natty light, hands down simply terrible. Its bad tasting water.

Close second is Barcello Rubio, I think its alcoholic but you need to add an entire lime to the beer to cover the god awful taste. Never fruit your beer, except this one... It litterally is carbonated urine from some small animal

csbrewfisher 11-13-2008 11:45 AM

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I simply must add another to the list. I had this beer while living in Sandiego, but I think you can find it just about anywhere. There are really no words to describe just how bad this product from Tecate Mexico is.

http://www.chilibeer.com/hot%20pad%20beer%20300.jpg

Ace$nyper 11-13-2008 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sancho (Post 67279)
It litterally is carbonated urine from some small animal

LMFAO
:r:r:r

jledou 11-13-2008 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 66060)
Miller Chill


I tried this at the airport in Houston before it went nation wide ... I think I threw up on the first taste.

beamish 11-13-2008 12:40 PM

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anything anheiser busch makes gives me the **its wxcept michelob

landhoney 11-13-2008 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Scimmia (Post 67276)
Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

:tpd: I refuse to drink ANY Sam Adams beer because of this atrocity. To call this a Lambic is ridiculous. Also, Lambics must come from a certain region of Belgium(like Champagne). I don't think there is another American brewery with gall to call their beer Lambic. Have some respect Sam Adams. :fl Yes, I'm overreacting and I like it.

markem 11-13-2008 12:53 PM

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Hands down - Fiji Gold

read the reviews, I'd consider them optimistic
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/353/12385

Scottw 11-13-2008 12:58 PM

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Miller Chill, Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic, Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager (it'll f@%k you up but is tough going down).

Spect 11-13-2008 01:32 PM

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Corona. Can't believe I was the first one to say this...
:pu

Scimmia 11-13-2008 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 67358)
:tpd: I refuse to drink ANY Sam Adams beer because of this atrocity. To call this a Lambic is ridiculous. Also, Lambics must come from a certain region of Belgium(like Champagne). I don't think there is another American brewery with gall to call their beer Lambic. Have some respect Sam Adams. :fl Yes, I'm overreacting and I like it.

Good point, this isn't even a true Lambic style, let alone an actual Lambic. It's beyond ridiculous.

CrazyKayaker 11-13-2008 01:50 PM

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Schlitz is the worse...unless you enjoy the flavor of stale fart, or own a "speed boat" similar to the one pictured below.

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/l...motor-raft.jpg

Don Fernando 11-13-2008 02:00 PM

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Oranjeboom!

Stick 11-13-2008 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Stick (Post 66638)
Almost anything that comes in green or clear glass, especially if it's imported, as it will almost always be skunked. Why do you think you have to put a lime in your Corona - helps to cover the skunkyness.

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Originally Posted by Spect (Post 67408)
Corona. Can't believe I was the first one to say this...
:pu

And you shouldn't believe it either. :D


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