Originally Posted by Ron1YY (Post 57316)

You both should have them fill out this app first :r


What? Do what? Speak up there,
I can't hear you. What did you say?
"You want to date my daughter!?"
She's just a sweet, innocent little girl...

The first thing you have to do is fill out this application


Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

Name:_______ _________ ________ Nickname/Alias: _________ _________ _
Date Of Birth:____/_ ___/____ height:_____ _ Weight:_____ _ I.Q.:______
G.P.A.:_____ ___ Soc. Sec.#______- ___-_____ __
Driver's License#____ _________ _______
Boy Scout Rank:_______ ______Good Standing: Yes_____No__ ___
Home Address:____ _________ _________ _________
City/State/Zip_ _________ _________ _________ _
Home Phone#: (___)_______ ____ Car Phone#:_____ _________ _ Pager#:_____ _____
Do you own
a. Van?____
b. Truck with oversized tires?____
c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?___ __

Do you have any of the following:
a. An earring_____
b. nose ring______
c. belly button ring_____
or piercings on any other body parts_____
Explain:____ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Tattoo?_____ _

(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately. )

In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________
In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

Church or Coven you attend______ _________ ___
How often_______ _________ __
Best time to interview your pastor or Priestess/Priest? _________ _________ __

Fill In The Blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.
a. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
b. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me is ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
c. Now answer the question you filled in on B ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___

NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.

I swear that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.

____________ _________ ________
Signature (This means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.


If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 57965)

News travels fast among the kids, and I've already been marked as an insane person, so it's all good.

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 58192)

I like your strategy, Scott...it has worked for me on several fronts! :tu :r

Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 57946)

Well? Mitch asked me this morning if I got an answer. :D

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 57965)

Teach them how to handle a gun early and let them know they're boss and they take care of themselves nicely.

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 57099)

Gorgeous girl Scott... Just keep Bao away from these pics!!

Originally Posted by MithShrike (Post 58281)

Ha! If she's just like her mom as Scooter so often tells me, then Bao should want to stay far and away.