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icehog3 02-04-2010 10:14 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
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Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 747910)
I would probably blow all the money on cigars, hookers & booze. :r

Don't forget some Crystal Meth to keeps the hookers happy. ;)

MedicCook 02-04-2010 10:19 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 747914)
Don't forget some Crystal Meth to keeps the hookers happy. ;)

Why do I care if they are happy? I am a bazzillionaire, I got money for a new one every couple of hours. Spitzer will be asking me for referrals. :D

icehog3 02-04-2010 10:25 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
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Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 747920)
Why do I care if they are happy? I am a bazzillionaire, I got money for a new one every couple of hours. Spitzer will be asking me for referrals. :D

Touche' :r

Skywalker 02-05-2010 07:11 AM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
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Originally Posted by sikk50 (Post 747595)
OH! Almost forgot, buy a buffalo and name it skittles...Why? Because I can dammit!

:r:r:r

Kreth 02-05-2010 07:17 AM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
House (with tricked out man cave), nice cars, trust funds. A few sizable anonymous donations to charity. Then I go on a permanent golf vacation, taking time between rounds to indiscriminately bomb the sh1t out of inmates.
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icehog3 02-05-2010 08:05 AM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
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Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 748145)
House (with tricked out man cave), nice cars, trust funds. A few sizable anonymous donations to charity. Then I go on a permanent golf vacation, taking time between rounds to indiscriminately bomb the sh1t out of inmates.
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Why not just have your butler do the bombing, Jeff? :) :r

Kreth 02-05-2010 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 748198)
Why not just have your butler do the bombing, Jeff? :) :r

I dunno if I could deal with having a butler. It would be weird. A maid sure, cause I hate house cleaning.
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icehog3 02-05-2010 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 748224)
I dunno if I could deal with having a butler. It would be weird. A maid sure, cause I hate house cleaning.
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A butler could pack and ship your bombs, and also make you some peanut butter sandwiches for the golf course. :)

Kreth 02-05-2010 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 748237)
A butler could pack and ship your bombs, and also make you some peanut butter sandwiches for the golf course. :)

Clif Bars usually, less mess. Good point about packing and shipping. I'd still need to write up clever notes, and bribe the Postmaster to allow my packages to be sent sans return addy.
Although, if we're talking Bill Gates/Warren Buffet rich, I suppose I could hire couriers to hand deliver bombs. :r
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