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WhoDeySchenk 11-18-2009 09:33 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 649256)
I believe the quote at the herf was "I like this stuff better" whilst you were drinking Pepsi. WhoDeySchenk heard it too. Nice try though Dan. ;)

I got your back Adam....

waitress, "refill sir?"
Dan, "yes, see this Coke is great, I will have another of these tasty beverages"

(meanwhile discussing the differences in Coke, Mexicoke, pepsi, dew, etc.)

waitress, "here's your PEPSI!"

Dan, "DOH!"

Adam & I knew all along it was Pepsi, Dan on the other hand, not so much!

:r :r :r

elderboy02 11-18-2009 09:34 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoDeySchenk (Post 649304)
I got your back Adam....

waitress, "refill sir?"
Dan, "yes, see this Coke is great, I will have another of these tasty beverages"

(meanwhile discussing the differences in Coke, Mexicoke, pepsi, dew, etc.)

waitress, "here's your PEPSI!"

Dan, "DOH!"

Adam & I knew all along it was Pepsi, Dan on the other hand, not so much!

:r :r

I thought you were my friend. :( :fu :r

St. Lou Stu 11-18-2009 09:52 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Damn..... I never thought about it, but you're right Adam!

After all, Daniel is a very common Eastern European name.

KidRock 11-18-2009 10:09 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
what about after reading this thread...you are still on the boarder line of thinking, Dan, who is a hell of a guy fyi is a communist or not? can you please put a maybe in the poll section?

elderboy02 11-18-2009 10:20 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Sorry about your luck Adam, but I am not communist, the poll would need to be 100% in favor of yes to consider me a communist :tu

bobarian 11-18-2009 10:52 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by elderboy02 (Post 649390)
Sorry about your luck Adam, but I am not communist, the poll would need to be 100% in favor of yes to consider me a communist :tu

That sounds like commie logic to me. The Red Menace is among us! ;)

e-man67 11-18-2009 10:57 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 649426)
That sounds like commie logic to me. The Red Menace is among us! ;)

I am with you...sneaky commie bastage! :r

357 11-18-2009 11:14 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
I think he's stocking up arms for a Coup d'état!!!


Plus who doesn't like rare steaks, bacon, and chicken wings?

elderboy02 11-18-2009 11:19 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 649426)
That sounds like commie logic to me. The Red Menace is among us! ;)

I was wondering how long it would take someone to pick up on that :r

elderboy02 11-18-2009 11:20 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 357 (Post 649455)
I think he's stocking up arms for a Coup d'état!!!
...

You know, I do own a Yugoslavian M70 (AK-47 look alike) :gn

:r

icantbejon 11-18-2009 11:29 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
He is clearly the enemy of freedom and liberty. As a free-thinking, liberty-loving American, I'm going to go with the group on this one.

chippewastud79 11-18-2009 12:37 PM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KidRock (Post 649374)
what about after reading this thread...you are still on the boarder line of thinking, Dan, who is a hell of a guy fyi is a communist or not? can you please put a maybe in the poll section?

Sounds like Dan has been doing some recruiting with his commie pamphlets. Has he gotten to you with his manifesto? :hm

bobarian 11-18-2009 12:44 PM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 649564)
Sounds like Dan has been doing some recruiting with his commie pamphlets. Has he gotten to you with his manifesto? :hm

:tpd: Sounds like a commie sympathizer to me. Keep an eye on him! :tf

Starscream 11-18-2009 02:02 PM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Damn Reds fans.;)

hotreds 11-18-2009 02:04 PM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 649662)
Damn Reds fans.;)

Redlegs!

Smokemifugotem 11-18-2009 02:08 PM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Dan...Dan...Dan...No fruit in beer! No fruit in beer!

hotreds 11-18-2009 02:15 PM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tznAmKo1y8...mie+poster.JPG

elderboy02 11-18-2009 02:29 PM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokemifugotem (Post 649669)
Dan...Dan...Dan...No fruit in beer! No fruit in beer!

I don't fruit the beer. The bartender put one on and I took it off and ate it.

olla86 11-19-2009 06:26 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 648148)
***Jokes Thread***


At the recent herf in N. Kentucky/Cincinnati area it came to many inmates attention that Dan may be a communist. Please take time to decide.

Dan does not like ranch or bleu cheese dressing. Most Americans would consider both to be some of the most universal condiments (particularly ranch) on the planet. Instead he prefers ketchup, not just for fries, but also on fish (doesn't like tartar sauce either), salads and pretty much everything else. :rolleyes:

Dan doesn't like one of the most quintessential American snack foods either. Chicken wings, NO. He says they are no good. Also not a fan of pickles, rare steaks or bacon.

He prefers Coke (red) over Pepsi (red, white and blue). :hm

Oh, and lest we forget he prefers his Blue Moon and Budweiser Golden Wheat with orange wedges over purely tasty brews without fruit.

Most of his favorite things are the popular color of communism: ketchup, Coca-Cola, Ohio State, Cincinnati Bearcats, Cincinnati Reds.... :confused:

Infact, Dan's favorite cigars come from none other than communist Cuba.

So I ask you, is Dan a communist?


***Jokes Thread***

Ha-ha!! no, I think...:ss

e-man67 11-19-2009 06:41 AM

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by elderboy02 (Post 649688)
I don't fruit the beer. The bartender put one on and I took it off and ate it.


First he put ketchup on it...then ate it! :r


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