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icehog3 04-11-2021 02:05 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2216570)
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypote-pote-nuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64

I'm 'enery the Eighth I am
'enery the Eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'enery ('enery)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam!)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm 'enery
'enery the Eighth I am

Second verse same as the first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6EJxYNQxvw

markem 06-27-2021 09:48 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Oh, Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee

stupid crossword puzzle clues

markem 08-31-2021 01:40 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Is there anybody out there?

icehog3 09-01-2021 11:09 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I'm a little divided.... do I stay, or run away and leave it all behind. Uh huh.

icehog3 09-03-2021 09:00 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
It was the 3rd of September......

shark 09-14-2021 03:28 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Oh
We're headin' for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all, yeah
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we all miss her so

shark 09-14-2021 03:30 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2222669)
Is there anybody out there?




Look Mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky!

icehog3 09-14-2021 07:03 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Thought you'd never miss me 'til I got a fat city address
Non-stop talker, what a rocker
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress

shark 09-20-2021 03:03 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Welcome back
Your dreams were your ticket out
Welcome back
To that same old place that you laughed about
Well, the names have all changed
Since you hung around
But those dreams have remained
And they've turned around
Who'd have thought they'd lead you
(Who'd have thought they'd lead you)
Back here where we need you?
(Back here where we need you?)
Yeah, we tease him a lot
'Cause we got him on the spot
Welcome back
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
Welcome back, welcome back

icehog3 09-20-2021 06:22 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
A simple man and his blushing bride
Intravenous, intertwined
Hearts gone cold your hands were tied
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

shark 10-03-2021 09:50 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Everybody knows
A little place like Kokomo
Now if you wanna go
To get away from it all
Go down to Kokomo

markem 12-07-2021 09:26 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Havanaaddict 12-07-2021 12:43 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars...?

markem 12-24-2021 09:29 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go, there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double

markem 01-01-2022 08:21 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Second verse, same as the first
should have got better
'stead it got worse

icehog3 01-01-2022 09:18 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
You make me dizzy running circles in my head
One of these days I'll chase you down

Well look who's going crazy now
We're face to face my friend
Better get out, better get out

bruceolee 01-01-2022 09:37 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I get many little earworms but the insanity driving one i can NEVER forget is


Sugar....do do do do do doo, ahh honey honey......


:fl

markem 03-09-2022 05:48 PM

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Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine

icehog3 03-10-2022 08:53 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2231349)
Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine

Jesus, Mr. Mark, you're quite the Superstar today. :banger

icehog3 03-10-2022 08:54 AM

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I hear her voice, in the mornin' hour she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday


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