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Gophernut 12-07-2010 12:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1085278)
New:

Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085290)
It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1085297)
Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,
As I took a puff, I heard an old lady retort,

landhoney 12-07-2010 12:43 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1085278)
New:

Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085290)
It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1085297)
Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1085333)
As I took a puff, I heard an old lady retort,
You're lucky it wasn't snatched by a Government hick!

landhoney 12-07-2010 12:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Some say political limericks abound

Doctorossi 12-07-2010 12:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.

Gophernut 12-07-2010 12:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
It takes all of my patience,

VTDragon 12-07-2010 12:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085341)
New:

Some say political limericks abound
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085346)
but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1085348)
It takes all of my patience,
Trying to give some guidence

Gophernut 12-07-2010 01:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085341)
New:

Some say political limericks abound
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085346)
but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1085348)
It takes all of my patience,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1085360)
Trying to give some guidence
Now only a locked thread is found.

Gophernut 12-07-2010 01:03 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I think I should start my x-mas shopping,

Sled Dog 12-07-2010 01:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1085373)
NEW:

I think I should start my x-mas shopping,
She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping

mikethegoalie32 12-07-2010 01:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sled Dog (Post 1085380)
She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping
followed by something for the kitchen,

Gophernut 12-07-2010 01:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1085373)
NEW:

I think I should start my x-mas shopping,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sled Dog (Post 1085380)
She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1085387)
followed by something for the kitchen,
But I doubt she'll stop *****in,

Doctorossi 12-07-2010 02:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
'Til I stop all the endless bar-hopping.

Doctorossi 12-07-2010 02:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

landhoney 12-07-2010 02:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085455)
New:

The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.
And fish that like to give wedgies

BloodSpite 12-07-2010 05:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085480)
And fish that like to give wedgies
But there is no substitute

Mr B 12-07-2010 05:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085455)
New:

The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085480)
And fish that like to give wedgies
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1085686)
But there is no substitute

for catching a boot

markem 12-07-2010 06:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
New:

The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
And fish that like to give wedgies

Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
But there is no substitute

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1085707)
for catching a boot
From a scow that likes to go Toot! Toot!


New:

MC Hammer had a dinner party

BloodSpite 12-07-2010 06:52 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
New:

MC Hammer had a dinner party
It got so bad the police called for arty

icehog3 12-07-2010 11:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
MC went Toot Toot,

Gophernut 12-08-2010 09:02 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1085771)
Quote:

New:

MC Hammer had a dinner party
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1085788)
It got so bad the police called for arty
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086098)
MC went Toot Toot,
He gave all his guests the boot,

mikethegoalie32 12-08-2010 09:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1086335)
He gave all his guests the boot,
Arty's next party invitation wasn't so tardy.

mikethegoalie32 12-08-2010 09:45 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
My wife came home with bad news,

Mr B 12-08-2010 09:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1086377)
New:
My wife came home with bad news,


she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"

mikethegoalie32 12-08-2010 10:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1086394)
she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"
when I heard those words my jaw did drop,

icehog3 12-08-2010 10:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1086377)
New:
My wife came home with bad news,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1086394)
she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1086413)
when I heard those words my jaw did drop,
"Nothing at the herf but milk and pop?",

VTDragon 12-08-2010 10:38 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1086377)
New:
My wife came home with bad news,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1086394)
she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1086413)
when I heard those words my jaw did drop,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086434)
"Nothing at the herf but milk and pop?",
Now I've got a real case of Holiday Blues

VTDragon 12-08-2010 10:39 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

icehog3 12-08-2010 10:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1086451)
New:
Patriots shot down the high flying Jets
They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,

VTDragon 12-08-2010 10:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1086451)
New:
Patriots shot down the high flying Jets
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086455)
They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,
Next up are the Big Bad Chicago Bears

icehog3 12-08-2010 10:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1086451)
New:
Patriots shot down the high flying Jets
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086455)
They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1086461)
Next up are the Big Bad Chicago Bears
See which dress Cutler wears,

VTDragon 12-08-2010 11:00 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1086451)
New:
Patriots shot down the high flying Jets
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086455)
They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1086461)
Next up are the Big Bad Chicago Bears
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086465)
See which dress Cutler wears,
Maybe he'll look like a Christmas Rockette

VTDragon 12-08-2010 11:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside

Mr B 12-08-2010 11:11 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1086477)
New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside
and the public smoking laws we must abide

Gophernut 12-08-2010 11:38 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1086477)
New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1086487)
and the public smoking laws we must abide
I ask my wife about a garage heater,

icehog3 12-08-2010 11:39 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1086477)
New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1086487)
and the public smoking laws we must abide
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1086527)
I ask my wife about a garage heater,
And I'm a basement smoking cheater,

markem 12-08-2010 12:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
and the public smoking laws we must abide

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
I ask my wife about a garage heater,

Quote:
Originally Posted by Icehog3
And I'm a basement smoking cheater,


Stupid ash - why can't I be a neater cheater?


New:

Of all the things that are grand in life

icehog3 12-08-2010 02:47 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1086576)
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
New:

It's getting too cold to smoke outside

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
and the public smoking laws we must abide

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...s/viewpost.gif
I ask my wife about a garage heater,

Quote:
Originally Posted by Icehog3
And I'm a basement smoking cheater,


Stupid ash - why can't I be a neater cheater?
Mark....Line #5 needs to rhyme with lines #1 and #2 in a limerick. :r

Quote:
New:

Of all the things that are grand in life
One of them is not my ex-wife,

14holestogie 12-08-2010 03:03 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1086576)
Of all the things that are grand in life
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086701)
One of them is not my ex-wife,

While we dated, we scootered

icehog3 12-08-2010 03:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1086576)
New:

Of all the things that are grand in life
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086701)
One of them is not my ex-wife,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1086722)
While we dated, we scootered
But I soon was de-cootered,

Mr B 12-08-2010 03:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1086576)
New:

Of all the things that are grand in life
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086701)
Mark....Line #5 needs to rhyme with lines #1 and #2 in a limerick. :r



One of them is not my ex-wife,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1086722)
While we dated, we scootered
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086729)
But I soon was de-cootered,
I just hope they used a sterilized knife!!

Mr B 12-08-2010 03:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

While driving to the local B&M

icehog3 12-08-2010 03:43 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1086760)
New:

While driving to the local B&M
I heard the new song by Eminem,

Mr B 12-08-2010 04:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1086760)
New:

While driving to the local B&M
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086768)
I heard the new song by Eminem,

He's not a 1 hit wonder like Vanilla Ice

icehog3 12-09-2010 12:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1086760)
New:

While driving to the local B&M
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086768)
I heard the new song by Eminem,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1086837)
He's not a 1 hit wonder like Vanilla Ice
He's got hits like casinos got dice,

14holestogie 12-09-2010 03:15 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1086760)
While driving to the local B&M
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1086768)
I heard the new song by Eminem,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1086837)
He's not a 1 hit wonder like Vanilla Ice
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1087434)
He's got hits like casinos got dice,
I rapped along to break up phlegm

14holestogie 12-09-2010 03:17 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

My wish for all this Christmas season

BloodSpite 12-09-2010 08:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1087492)
New:

My wish for all this Christmas season
Is for someone to just give me a reason

mikethegoalie32 12-09-2010 09:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1087681)
Is for someone to just give me a reason
to go out and spend all my money,

landhoney 12-09-2010 09:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1087492)
New:

My wish for all this Christmas season
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1087681)
Is for someone to just give me a reason
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1087710)
to go out and spend all my money,
On some fine little holiday honey

icehog3 12-09-2010 09:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1087492)
New:

My wish for all this Christmas season
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1087681)
Is for someone to just give me a reason
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1087710)
to go out and spend all my money,
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1087736)
On some fine little holiday honey
And not spend the holidays weezin'.


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