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Yawn.......:D

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:sl:bdh:garyhttp://i248.photobucket.com/albums/g...ilo22/slap.gif

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Slapped harder by my granny. B!tch please.

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I figured you'd be the kind that likes that. :D Say "thank you" and ask for another! :D

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BOOM



Warhead #3 successfully executed its mission.


Alert level reduced to yellow.

Standby for future deployment.

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I WARNED YOU....YOU DIDN'T LISTEN...:hn NOW I HAVE TO TREAT YOU LIKE :mh

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Point proven, gods are NOT immortal! :lr

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A massive warhead has been launched and is en route to an undisclosed location in the USA. Take cover!

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Someone get DC back on his meds :r

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This is just savage! Why hasn't the UN negotiated with this man?!?!

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Can't negotiate with terrorists :lr

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DC sends his love, bishes!

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danger close, impact is imminent

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BOOM



Warhead successfully executed its mission.


Alert level reduced to yellow.

Standby for future deployment.

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I can't wait for this..........:D

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yeah this is the nastiest one yet :D

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:lr

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Looks like DC didn't learn his lesson from the bombs he received earlier this week. :r:r

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The victim was Mike and he says he put it in the bomb section of the forum which I don't have access to, anyone care taking a screen shot of the post? I wanna see the shock reaction he had.. lol

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http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/a...Screenshot.jpg

Here ya go.

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Awww man where's the pic of the invoice and the coupons!!!

LOL

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Make sure you hit Larry (ogre) next. I'm sure if you need his address, somebody will snitch him out.:r

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:hy:hy:lr:lr

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Are you sure that text is big enough old man? ;):D

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Ouch, there's some mass destruction going on right now..man where is this guy getting everyone's address from?!?! Should we all be worried? lol

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Oh and Mike got :gary over and over again for getting :sl by the newbie.
Nice job DC!

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Just a reminder.
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=22634

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Peter is the keeper of the addy's. Respect him, bishes. He is the man. :banger

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You bishes learn quick! Putting 'bishes' in a sentence in the right spot and time requires the skills of a born bish, bishes!

Well done bishes! Keep the bishing up, bishes. :D

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OHHH....was that nice? No, that was not. I try and do a favor for Fencefixer and I get called old man? I'm hurt...just emotionally wounded with that Sonic. Have I offended you in the past? Have I called you names or kicked your dog? No, I have not. I'm gonna go cry for a bit.






























:r

Man, I feel old today. Actually fell down the stairs into the basement. Just a couple stairs, but landed hard on the concrete. I'm frikkin' sore all over.

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Hope you're not hurt, Scott. It must have been an accident and not punishment from the bishgods as they said your bishlevel is totally maxed out.

But for what it's worth.. my hip is messed up and I even fall UP the stairs sometimes..:r then lie there for a bit while recovering and just laugh at myself, it never gets old but I guess I am. :r

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You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!

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Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy. :D:r

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AAAAAAND the serve is returned with a blistering shot down the baseline....
Can the Man in Black stand up to the pressure?

Both you guys are babies. I hit the big 4 - 0 this last year. Stuff is starting to not work right anymore.

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Bunch of dang young'uns!

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I turn 43 on Friday

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I turn 23 in two weeks I smell a lot of old balls in here! ;)

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Hey now.....I shower every day.....you shouldn't be smelling anything. Besides, there is a very short list of people that I would let get their face close enough to accomplish that and brother, YOU AIN'T ON THAT LIST.

:D

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There is no list if you're asleep. :D

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I'm only 18, I feel like the youngest gun up in this bish (credits to DC)

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Virgin? That's not what your old lady said. BAM!:D

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:tu:tu

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Hope that didn't offend ya DC. All in good fun bishes!

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Hell no dude, when I said gangbangin', orgyin', I meant it ... for all ya know ya might have and I don't recall you.. :lr:lr

Can't really offend me unless you start talking trash about my kids. :)-(P

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Will never cross that line. I got 3 boys of my own.

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Lucky. I'm 21 and feel about 54 :r:r:r

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Shut the PIE HOLE BIOTCH!!!! It has been a while since you have been :sl.

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Bro... easy there.. such anger! I've been told that with the hormones you might be taking you'll grow breasts too.. easy man easy.. :D:r

DC sends love, bishes! Feel the shock wave of warmth and kindness embrace you while your mind travels to distant peaceful places... and I snatch your wallet from you meanwhile...