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LasciviousXXX 02-23-2011 11:00 AM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Starscream (Post 1182415)
New banter thread!;)
http://thenextweb.com/shareables/fil...ew_grande.jpeg

:p

Starscream 02-23-2011 11:02 AM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 1182416)
:tg

CigarNut 02-23-2011 11:23 AM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 1182408)
...
And Michael, the luscious thing started when someone mispronounced my username as "Luscious-XXX" :lr
I know, but your avatar is neither Luscious nor Lascivious... at least not for me :)

And, from what I hear from others, you are not nearly as creepy as your avatar... I will leave it to your wife/SO as to whether you are Luscious or Lascivious :D

HK3- 02-23-2011 11:35 AM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Good on you for harassing the guy.

I would prefer to drive my car over and park it behind him and leave it there. Walk back into your house and about every 15-20 minutes press the panic button on your keys. :r

Stephen 02-23-2011 12:37 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 1182408)
:tu THIS!!! x100 (only if you meant that in the way in which I think you mean it ;))



And Michael, the luscious thing started when someone mispronounced my username as "Luscious-XXX" :lr
Freudian slip?;)

hscmit 02-23-2011 01:05 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by HK3- (Post 1182457)
Good on you for harassing the guy.

I would prefer to drive my car over and park it behind him and leave it there. Walk back into your house and about every 15-20 minutes press the panic button on your keys. :r
thats worth a :r

icehog3 02-23-2011 02:29 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
My butt itches.

markem 02-23-2011 02:52 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1182706)
My butt itches.
http://trus.imageg.net/graphics/prod...-7060911dt.jpg

CoreyD 02-23-2011 02:55 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Maybe a neighbor is up to know good or they're awaiting something . I try not to get involved.unless it is to help them.

CigarNut 02-23-2011 03:18 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1182706)
My butt itches.
Never a good sign...

replicant_argent 02-23-2011 03:20 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1182706)
My butt itches.
You should call Luscious to help you take care of that, I have heard his hands can work magic.

the nub 02-23-2011 03:31 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
I'm glad I live in a city where I don't worry about what the cops are doing. When cruisers park in front of my house, which they've done several times over the last few years, I'm glad. It means no one is going to f*ck with my place and if something happens in my neighborhood, they're right there to stop it.

replicant_argent 02-23-2011 03:49 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by the nub (Post 1182766)
I'm glad I live in a city where I don't worry about what the cops are doing. When cruisers park in front of my house, which they've done several times over the last few years, I'm glad. It means no one is going to f*ck with my place and if something happens in my neighborhood, they're right there to stop it.
Don't get me wrong, I <3 cops cruising in my neighborhood. Hell, I have even volunteered, and let them use my yard to park their radar trailer.
This guy wasn't a cop. Unshaven, a little sloppy looking, moustache... I am fairly certain my city has a 'no facial hair' policy for cops, as I don't ever recall seeing any with a stache.

icehog3 02-23-2011 04:14 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1182761)
You should call Luscious to help you take care of that, I have heard his hands can work magic.
I am WELL aware, Pete. ;) :r

replicant_argent 02-23-2011 04:15 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1182809)
I am WELL aware, Pete. ;) :r
<shudders>
Where is that TMI smiley when you realllllly need it.

I gotta go use the mental floss.

icehog3 02-23-2011 04:16 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1182811)
<shudders>
Where is that TMI smiley when you realllllly need it.

I gotta go use the mental floss.
I like it best when Luscious loofahs my stretch marks.

replicant_argent 02-23-2011 04:24 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1182813)
i like it best when luscious loofahs my stretch marks.
g a a a a h h h!
M y b r a i n !

LasciviousXXX 02-23-2011 04:32 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Naked pilates, followed by a vigorous shower (loofah included) = how Tom and I roll :cool:

68TriShield 02-23-2011 04:33 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Is it getting hawt in here or is it just me :noon

LasciviousXXX 02-23-2011 04:33 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Always just you brother :tu

:xxx

CigarNut 02-23-2011 04:43 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
So that's why your avatar is smiling :)

DPD6030 02-23-2011 05:03 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1182780)
Don't get me wrong, I <3 cops cruising in my neighborhood. Hell, I have even volunteered, and let them use my yard to park their radar trailer.
This guy wasn't a cop. Unshaven, a little sloppy looking, moustache... I am fairly certain my city has a 'no facial hair' policy for cops, as I don't ever recall seeing any with a stache.
Have you seen our UCs :r They are exempt from that no hair policy. Of course I could have a stache just not a goatee. I'd rather have a goat. It produces milk which can make cheese.

taltos 02-23-2011 05:57 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1182411)
Been crunching numbers, and it seems to make sense as long as I can figure out what to do next, and make sure whatever it is gives me some health insurance. :)
Perhaps your next job will be Chief of Campus Cops at some school that caters to dumb rich girls.:tu

taltos 02-23-2011 06:00 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1182809)
I am WELL aware, Pete. ;) :r
Is he tall enough to reach your butt?:r:r

icehog3 02-23-2011 07:06 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taltos (Post 1182913)
Perhaps your next job will be Chief of Campus Cops at some school that caters to dumb rich girls.:tu
Or maybe I could cut out the middle man, and just cater to dumb rich girls myself. :)

markem 02-23-2011 07:12 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1182989)
Or maybe I could cut out the middle man, and just cater to dumb rich girls myself. :)
You already do ... it's just that they don't know it :noon

icehog3 02-23-2011 07:18 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1183000)
You already do ... it's just that they don't know it :noon
Cuz their so durn stoopid!!! :r

markem 02-23-2011 07:18 PM
Re: Today I called the cops...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1183009)
cuz their so durn stoopid!!! :r
o ... M ... G !!!


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