Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

Halliburton, my ex used to do that all the time. We'd be in the kitchen cooking and she'd leave every cupboard door open (and I DO mean every single farking one.). I'd turn around with a bowl full of whatever and catch a door right in the face. Either that, or I'd get blasted in the nads with the lower cupboard door.
She'd even open a door while I was picking something up from the floor so that I'd stand up and get stabbed in the top of my head and bleed all through dinner.
In retrospect, it was a rather genius strategy on her part.
Why she hated me so, I'll never know, but the charming things that'd come out of my mouth in those sorts of situations may have had something to do with it. :D

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

:r

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

Sell them off like Vin does! :r

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

Stepping on my dog's nylabone is awful. It's like barbed wire on the carpet.

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

I forgot all about those stupid things. They're brutal, especially when they get little. On bare feet. Dayum.

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

Right next to the "thanks" button.

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

How about waking up in the middle of the night to take a leak, and stepping barefoot in a pile of dog or cat vomit? :r

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

Stung by a wasp on the ---- after havin a good time with my high school girlfriend in the woods.

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

Close second: a mosquito on the same place, doing the same thing..:xxx......... did we date the same girl in highschool???

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

How about digging around behind the woodshed for logs, throwing them on the campfire, then (after many drinks) using a tree as a urinal. Sounds harmless until you realize that the back of the woodshed is covered in poison ivy.

Yeah, apparently urushiol doesn't bond too well to the skin on the inside of your hands due to the type of skin. It will, but not as bad. Since it doesn't bond to your hands very well (inside), it will transfer. Unfortunately it does bond to, shall we say "more sensitive" areas.

I will attest that this stuff is the only cure in the world that works for posion ivy, and yes it works even in sensitive areas.

http://www.zanfel.com/

Walgreens now makes a generic version that is about 25% cheaper, but still expensive.

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

I just walked out my front door at dusk and smacked my head on a hanging flower basket, pissing off a gigantic wasp that promptly attacked my melon.
It hasn't been a good day.

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

Lit Cigarette in the Grass Bare foot... oh yeah it keeps burning because the grass keeps it from being smothered. hurts pretty good at the time and having a burn on the bottom of your foot keeps it fresh in your mind for a week or so.

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 

My 4 year old daughter recently got a 10 pack of plastic Halloween vampire teeth. Needless to say finding those with the arch of yer foot at 0-dark-30 is a rotten way to start the day.
-Dude
{To my lovely wife - Next time buy glow in the dark vampire teeth}