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Lumpold

09-16-2010 02:56 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 990913)

:r

Nose trimmer only?
You mean you don't need tweezers yet for those "external" nasal hairs?:r
How about the ones in the ear? Wife trims those when I get a haircut.

see, if you grow a proper moustache, the nose hairs just blend in...

ahc4353

09-16-2010 02:58 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 986791)

When do we get a thread about sh!tting your pants, Carlos? :r

I thought he posted in the one Peter started. I'll go do a search. :tu. :D

Skywalker

09-16-2010 03:52 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

So far no trouble with wetting my pants!!!

Knock on wood!!! Knock knock!

Hey, will somebody answer the door???

markem

09-16-2010 05:48 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 990974)

So far no trouble with wetting my pants!!!

I'm sorry to hear that. But if wetting your pants on demand works for you ... :r

ABNMP619

09-22-2010 02:52 AM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by shilala (Post 990814)

I never imagined "maturity" would include bald, fat, pissed pants and occasional rewipes, but I'll take it. I've gotten used to it.
I did "young" for a long time. It was fun, but it was a *****. Painful and expensive, too.
I found a new nose and ear hair trimmer last week, and it works really great. I never imagined something like that could bring such joy. :D
I look forward to all this old guy stuff. It's new horizons. Places I've never been before. They have drugs for everything, and I'm gonna by stylin' in my Hoveround. :tu

Scott,
Funny you post about the hair and nose trimmer. My dad asked me the other day what I needed out here in Afghanistan and believe it or not, out of all the crap I could of said, I told my dad "I can use a nose and hair trimmer." So I know your pain brother I know your pain. Plus being the damn Army after 17 years Active Duty you start to feel your body turn to light brittle after awhile. My lower back, shoulders, and knees hurt every damn day. Getting old sucks! :2

Blueface

09-22-2010 10:30 AM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

There has got to be a bad gasket or something. Perhaps a bad shut off valve.
Seems since this thread started, more frequent than ever.:(

DocLogic77

09-22-2010 10:55 AM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go

ucla695

09-22-2010 12:16 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 990769)

I believe it was Jack Nicholson's character in The Bucket List who said "Never trust a fart"...

:r :r :r

Da Klugs

09-22-2010 12:51 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

Then again... Getting Sucked - never gets old. :D

shilala

09-22-2010 01:36 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 997090)

There has got to be a bad gasket or something. Perhaps a bad shut off valve.
Seems since this thread started, more frequent than ever.:(

You wanna make it really leak? Come up here and work outside in the winter. Three layers of thermals make the moistness seem natural. :D

shilala

09-22-2010 01:47 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 990860)

Feel free to post a link for the efficient nose-trimmer for us "mature" guys, Scott! :r

Here we have the Holy Grail of nose hair trimmers.
Carlos, nobody plucks my hair. Ever. (I just shave my nose.)
I have hair over every square inch of my body except my forehead and that sunspot on the top of my head. I'm convinced I'm 1/2 to 3/4 Sasquatch. Lisa once suggested I shave something or get waxed or some such sh!t (and it wasn't my junk). I told her if she wanted a girl, go get a girl. :D
Since then, I've met her halfway and I bought a professional cordless clipper setup on ebay (my old clippers were junk). I use it to cut my hair and clipper every part of my pelt that I can reach. No one would ever notice I'm doing anything, but I do. She does, too. I wish I could find a set of clippers with a six inch wide blade. It'd save a lot of time.

CigarNut

09-22-2010 02:35 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by shilala (Post 997281)

...I wish I could find a set of clippers with a six inch wide blade. It'd save a lot of time.

You would need to be real careful with that -- an ill-timed sneeze or hiccough could cause major damage :r

icehog3

09-22-2010 02:54 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by shilala (Post 997281)

Here we have the Holy Grail of nose hair trimmers.

Thanks Scott. :)

icehog3

09-29-2010 01:19 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by shilala (Post 990814)

I found a new nose and ear hair trimmer last week, and it works really great. I never imagined something like that could bring such joy. :D

It is the ultimate nose hair trimmer, my boogers come out clean as a whistle now. :tu

Blueface

09-29-2010 01:28 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1004897)

It is the ultimate nose hair trimmer, my boogers come out clean as a whistle now. :tu

Piss, crap, boogers, nasal hair, ear hair....................gotta love this getting old stuff.:r

markem

09-29-2010 01:31 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

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Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 1004919)

Piss, crap, boogers, nasal hair, ear hair....................gotta love this getting old stuff.:r

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Da Klugs

09-29-2010 02:16 PM

Re: Getting old just plain sucks!

Did 50 push-ups this morning. Been working up (from 10) over the past few weeks. Feel .... younger.

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