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Here's another: First the setting, Hellboy finds out Abe (fishgill guy) is in love with the Elf princess, and offers him a beer. Abe says, "No, I can't, my body's a temple." Hellboy responds, "No, it's an amusement park. Have a beer." That's just great, I love it. |
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I've got a great memory, it's just not very long.
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Don't gripe about getting a haircut when you hang out at the barber shop.
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Damn Skippy
O yeah! Full as a tick Like a turd in a punchbowl Dumb as a box of rocks F*cked up as a can of worms |
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One that my Father-In-Law uses ...
"You can't polish a turd." |
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Fairness is an illusion we do not provide here. :)
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It is what it is.
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I started to say, "I would like to see that," but upon reflection? Naw. :D |
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old guys rule
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STAY THIRSTY, my friends
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Your what hurts? I say this when I didn't hear what the person said.
Fabulous!! My favorite one word saying. |
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That wasn't my car.
Dogs are great for people who like dogs. Cats are great for people who like cats. Where did you get that pencil? How 'bout some fries with that shake or another side item such as mozzerella sticks? I was going to write in my notebook but then I didn't. MCS |
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Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?
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Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
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I'm fairly convinced this is what really goes on between the three of you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_P1OhKUw6I&NR=1 |
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Beat me, kick me;
Make me write bad checks. |
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Aw Crap
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"Don't be that guy."
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Accuracy by volume
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"Theres no replacement for displacement"
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"my butt itches" :r
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"Off like a prom dress!"
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Man. that's crazier than a sprayed cockroach!
My favorite saying used to be: I'm busier than a one-legged man in a fanny kickin' contest!! (not anymore) |
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Also, NO FAIR. Military MFs can't play. Their entire life is sayings as I recall. There is something about drawing from all 50 states and territories and living in $hi+ conditions that brings out the sayings. :) Speaking of Cheech. When asked about an old girlfriend. "It didn't work out....Well it worked out once, but we worked it back in." |
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"Oh well...THAT'S Cue-bah"
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Nice review.
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It's not golfin' unless you are swearin'.
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I have been using the phrase "off like a prom dress" a lot lately.
Does that mean my cross dressing tendancies are coming out, or my indiscretions as a young man are manifesting? |
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Said to my (male) golfing buddies when a putt is woefully short...
"nice putt, does your husband golf too?" :D ...sorry, ladies....;) |
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"Do you want me to run to the CVS and get you a f*ckin' lipstick, too?" :mh
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The more I practice, the luckier I get.
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F%ckin Eggs, Bacon.
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Who pissed in your Cheerios?
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Thats Higher than the balls on a giraffe!
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This saying seems to fit for so many different things. "Same Circus just different Clowns" We used this a lot when I was a fireman on Long Island.
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That's cooler than the other side of the pillow!!
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After a missed putt left short... "What happened? Did your skirt fly up and distract you?" or "Don't worry... a little Midol will probably help those menstrual cramps." Don't know where he learned to trash talk like that... must be from his mom. ;) |
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Not with that attitude you won't.
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