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G G 05-04-2010 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by catfish2 (Post 849048)
There are soooo many things wrong with this thread I just don't where to start.

Would have to agree with Don on this one.:tu

lightning9191 05-04-2010 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 848958)
Note to self: Self, do not pierce junk.

You could pry get that tattooed down there to remind yourself :D

Ashcan Bill 05-04-2010 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning9191 (Post 849080)
You could pry get that tattooed down there to remind yourself :D

Second note to self: Do not ink junk either. :r

CasaDooley 05-04-2010 09:47 PM

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Joe, on a serious note, take care to keep infection away Bro.:tu

akumushi 05-04-2010 10:20 PM

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Man, how awkward is everyone going to feel the next time you show up at a herf?
http://www.mdvip.com/newcorpwebsite/...ooMuchInfo.jpg

icehog3 05-04-2010 10:21 PM

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I was unsure whether I was going to keep a record or not. You have made my decision easy. ;)

hotreds 05-05-2010 08:11 AM

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My question is "What record- whose record?" I agree with Tom on not keeping a record, and God knows we don't wanna scratch or break any records, either!

Blueface 05-07-2010 10:44 AM

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Ouch!!!

I just googled it.

Piercing through the Urethra? That is were I pass stones through.
It hurts so badly only morphine and IV's can help calm you down.

No thanks.

forgop 05-08-2010 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by coastietech (Post 847501)
I tend to have an addictive personality when it comes to body mods... My first addiction and my favorite is and always well be tattoos. I just started getting pierced. Started with both ears getting pierced to an 8 gauge, both will be stretched to a 6 gauge in the near future. This was my second piercing.

This says it all...

Blueface 05-08-2010 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 851872)
Ouch!!!

I just googled it.

Piercing through the Urethra? That is were I pass stones through.
It hurts so badly only morphine and IV's can help calm you down.

No thanks.

Thought I would update on this thought.

Urethra, where I pass painful kidney stones and where infections set in that cause uncomfortable urinary tract issues.

I come home yesterday from my cruise to find out my dog groomer's business partner died two days earlier.
He had a kidney stone.
It wouldn't pass.
Ended up with an infection, fever and in an induced coma.
Never came out of it.

That infection was in the Urethra. Not to scare you Joe, but I would be scared.

yourchoice 05-08-2010 09:26 AM

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That may be the worst idea I ever heard of! YIKES!

maninblack 05-08-2010 07:19 PM

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To each his own, I always say. Just hope it doesn't get infected. Do the ladies love it? Just wondering.

coastietech 05-09-2010 07:16 PM

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Alright update....

I had to get a bigger diameter ring put in on Fri.... Found out the "hard" way the one I had was too small.

No infection which is not surprising considering it is a huge vascular area with high blood flow, but I also had a script for some antibiotics to take (pays to have family in the medical field)

As for whether the ladies like it... don't know yet. :r

kelmac07 05-09-2010 07:29 PM

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TMI Joe...TMI!! :r :r

King James 05-09-2010 07:53 PM

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http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...ke-it-stop.jpg

Resipsa 05-09-2010 07:56 PM

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Obviously you were aware you needed assistance in certain "areas".

We are all happy you took the necessary steps to address your "shortcomings".

coastietech 05-09-2010 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Resipsa (Post 853759)
Obviously you were aware you needed assistance in certain "areas".

We are all happy you took the necessary steps to address your "shortcomings".

A smart man knows he isn't perfect in any one area so he strives for perfection even when others are content with 'good enough'...

G G 05-09-2010 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by coastietech (Post 853819)
A smart man knows he isn't perfect in any one area so he strives for perfection even when others are content with 'good enough'...

Well maybe----------------------------but I will strive without sticking stuff through my junk.:D

icehog3 05-09-2010 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ggainey (Post 853821)
Well maybe----------------------------but I will strive without sticking stuff through my junk.:D

I'm with Greg. ;)

yourchoice 05-09-2010 09:36 PM

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I can't decide if this thread should make me laugh or cry.

icehog3 05-09-2010 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by yourchoice (Post 853886)
I can't decide if this thread should make me laugh or cry.

...or cringe. ;)

ChicagoWhiteSox 05-09-2010 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 853889)
...or cringe. ;)

:tpd:

:tf

replicant_argent 05-10-2010 07:00 AM

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I am actually surprised this extremely tasteless, and relatively offensive thread is still alive, actually. I can't think of any reason you might think that anyone on this board gives a rip about your genital mutilation, or for that matter wants to know that you have your junk pierced. We talk about a lot of things here, many off topic, but I, quite frankly, thought that a more tasteful standard was mostly held, and kept up. (For the record...)

G G 05-10-2010 07:03 AM

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Cringe has my vote.:tu

coastietech 05-10-2010 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 854121)
I am actually surprised this extremely tasteless, and relatively offensive thread is still alive, actually. I can't think of any reason you might think that anyone on this board gives a rip about your genital mutilation, or for that matter wants to know that you have your junk pierced. We talk about a lot of things here, many off topic, but I, quite frankly, thought that a more tasteful standard was mostly held, and kept up. (For the record...)

Bro the thread was started in good fun... it was meant for a laugh. Stop taking life so damn serious. Every thread I see you in your grumping at someone. Maybe you should yell "Get off my lawn!!" a little less and try laughing a little more.

This thread is alive because up until you everyone else was able to take the thread for what its worth. Your the only one that let this thread rock them to the core so greatly that you felt the need to post twice., both times complaining about the thread.

Hope you have a great day... BTW I want to recommend a book that I think you should read, its called "Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff":tu

King James 05-10-2010 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by coastietech (Post 854221)
Bro the thread was started in good fun... it was meant for a laugh. Stop taking life so damn serious. Every thread I see you in your grumping at someone. Maybe you should yell "Get off my lawn!!" a little less and try laughing a little more.

This thread is alive because up until you everyone else was able to take the thread for what its worth. Your the only one that let this thread rock them to the core so greatly that you felt the need to post twice., both times complaining about the thread.

Hope you have a great day... BTW I want to recommend a book that I think you should read, its called "Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff":tu

I'd like to recommend some light reading for you. Two books actually, the first titled "Things Not to Share in a Public Forum" and the second a New York Times best-seller called "No One Cares You Got Your Dick Pierced"

Darrell 05-10-2010 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by King James (Post 854227)
I'd like to recommend some light reading for you. Two books actually, the first titled "Things Not to Share in a Public Forum" and the second a New York Times best-seller called "No One Cares You Got Your Dick Pierced"

:r

Blueface 05-10-2010 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by King James (Post 854227)
"No One Cares You Got Your Dick Pierced"

HUH?

I thought it was the "junk" that got pierced.

:r

coastietech 05-10-2010 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by King James (Post 854227)
I'd like to recommend some light reading for you. Two books actually, the first titled "Things Not to Share in a Public Forum" and the second a New York Times best-seller called "No One Cares You Got Your Dick Pierced"

For someone who doesn't care you sure have checked this thread and posted a number of times... guess that's how you show how little you care. :r

King James 05-10-2010 08:57 AM

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well, if you read my posts, I'd say they are far from inquisitive in nature and are more in protest to have this nonsense closed.... but think what you want.

replicant_argent 05-10-2010 09:26 AM

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Bets a Benjamin that the OP wears Christian Adouchier and Affliction stuff.

icehog3 05-10-2010 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by King James (Post 854227)
a New York Times best-seller called "No One Cares You Got Your Dick Pierced"

Oh God, I hope that book comes without pictures! :pu

Jbailey 05-10-2010 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 854389)
Oh God, I hope that book comes without pictures! :pu

pop up book. :r

icehog3 05-10-2010 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jbailey (Post 854437)
pop up book. :r

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...hog3/doh-1.jpg

coastietech 05-10-2010 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 854267)
Bets a Benjamin that the OP wears Christian Adouchier and Affliction stuff.

Want the addy you can send that Benjamin to? Because I don't own either...:rolleyes::=:

replicant_argent 05-10-2010 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by coastietech (Post 854441)
Want the addy you can send that Benjamin to? Because I don't own either...:rolleyes::=:

Sorry, I should have said "Ed Hardly" and as to your response... Either, "I don't believe you", or, "give it time" :r

Resipsa 05-10-2010 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 854235)
HUH?

I thought it was the "junk" that got pierced.

:r

I think they are one and the same. His dick is a junker, so he got it pierced to add a little bling


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