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Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
all depends on whether zombies like cigars or not...
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first, i'm not sure if i would be able to bring everything with me. I have a couple of travel humidors that are waterproof/damage resistant so they would last some time. Take the foam separators out and then i should be able to fit more in. Maybe one day i will pick up one of those 30 count travel humi's, that would probably fit everything i have right there. Smoking just one a night would last me for a few weeks. Then I'd have to burgle smoke shops and lounges.
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all I have to do is carry Andys smokes... and run just slightly faster than he does.... Which shouldn't be a problem, right?
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People, this is why we not only need to cremate the dead, but seal the ashes in concrete...or re-use the ashes for road work. Or maybe Gurkha wrappers, whichever is easiest.
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not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?
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i'll be going to your house... you have guns. We can fasten something to the top of my mini cooper
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generators would attract them... i do know they go towards sound. solar paneling?
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One a day? 2-3 years easy.
I highly suggest "The Zombie Survival Guide", great read. :tu |
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go solar panels, quieter ;)
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I think it is terrific that this is the most popular thread right now! :r
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All I know is expect the unexpected, the usual I will just hide out in (insert place here) and wait it out for me is out of the question. I would hunker down for a week let the gridlock and SHTF take care of the rest,then i would leave and go to arizona where the heat might rot the zombies faster.
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That would be an awesome herf. Sit on the fence, swap some smokes and have some Playboy Bunnies (or Vinnie) carrying drinks and ammo. :banger |
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you know, i like the way you think. Find a building with a water tower, saw down the stairs and have a rope ladder for ease of access. Calling signs and radios. 1.) cardio. 2.) Double tap.
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I've seen Sean of the Dead. I'm as prepared as anyone for the zombie invasion.
As to how long the sticks will last, well, that depends on if them zombies smoke. Never been known to deprive a BOTL of a nice smoke, even if he was a zombie. |
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The biggest problem I have is all the people who told me they're heading to my house if the zombies invade...
Depending on how many make it there will depend on how long the stash lasts :D As for guns and ammo.... I'm prepped ;) |
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they freeze in colder climates. Heading to resolute
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"got one" "nice shot, pass the wiskey" |
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+1
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Darrell is a CC smoker... this conversation could get real ugly real fast....
So how about 'dem Zombies? :tg |
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Maybe it would be best to set up a self-sustaining operation on some small island... you know, a place surrounded by water so that the zombies couldn't get there, and that you could grow fruits and veggies - maybe have some cattle - and keep guard of a non-zombified cigar roller.
Man the coast and you'd be fine. |
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A few months.....but I need to get more ammo for sure
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Beat me to it, good friend.
in World War Z they're able to walk under water and i think in a couple of either romaro remakes or his canon movies, they were able to function under water. Granted, they would come out not so pleasant at the other end... even more freaky lookin' |
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Sharks n fish might eat some of them on the way.. and they have to have a reason to walk into the water... if it's an island far enough out on the coast, it would kind of be **** luck for them to find it vs. keep walking across the ocean (at which point the depth pressure would get them)..... hell, if the island is far enough off the coast, depth pressure would get them either way before they could get to you!
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Oh, man...would we ever be ****ed! :r |
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zombie sharks..... hmmm. you may be onto something there. Better hope the Resident Evil writer doesn't read this board...
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i see what you did there!
Bit off topic, just posted about the Day by Day Armageddon sequel in the misc general discussion area |
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oh, the same here... did you see Resident Evil: Degeneration?
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the new one is continuation from apocalypse. Degeneration was animated
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You should check out Day by Day Armageddon. its written as a diary. very good read. Also Dying to Live is pretty good too. |
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good man, its worth it
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