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mmblz 04-22-2010 02:52 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
all depends on whether zombies like cigars or not...

Dooge 04-22-2010 03:18 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
first, i'm not sure if i would be able to bring everything with me. I have a couple of travel humidors that are waterproof/damage resistant so they would last some time. Take the foam separators out and then i should be able to fit more in. Maybe one day i will pick up one of those 30 count travel humi's, that would probably fit everything i have right there. Smoking just one a night would last me for a few weeks. Then I'd have to burgle smoke shops and lounges.

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Originally Posted by sodomanaz (Post 835279)
Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?

As far as I can work out, they're not attracted to the smell of smoke. They do seem to have an acute sense of smell but are more attuned to the human flesh than anything else.

Its a tough thing to say what they are and are not attracted to.

Just remember folks, head for the high ground. Burn the stairs and bar the windows.

replicant_argent 04-22-2010 03:46 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
all I have to do is carry Andys smokes... and run just slightly faster than he does.... Which shouldn't be a problem, right?

kzm007 04-22-2010 03:54 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
People, this is why we not only need to cremate the dead, but seal the ashes in concrete...or re-use the ashes for road work. Or maybe Gurkha wrappers, whichever is easiest.

wolfandwhisky 04-22-2010 04:14 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
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Originally Posted by spectrrr (Post 836127)
:dr:dr:dr:dr

YES PLEASE!!!!! I WANT!!!!

:tpd: that thing is awesome!

Dooge 04-22-2010 05:40 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?

loki 04-22-2010 05:42 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836326)
not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?

i plan to bug in

Dooge 04-22-2010 05:56 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
i'll be going to your house... you have guns. We can fasten something to the top of my mini cooper

loki 04-22-2010 05:59 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
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Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836335)
i'll be going to your house... you have guns. We can fasten something to the top of my mini cooper

guns, food, cigars, and once i have a house, a generator

Dooge 04-22-2010 06:02 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
generators would attract them... i do know they go towards sound. solar paneling?

Jbailey 04-22-2010 06:08 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
One a day? 2-3 years easy.

I highly suggest "The Zombie Survival Guide", great read. :tu

Tripp 04-22-2010 06:08 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836345)
generators would attract them... i do know they go towards sound. solar paneling?

I saw solar panels on sale at NewEgg this week for earth week.

Dooge 04-22-2010 06:09 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jbailey (Post 836350)
One a day? 2-3 years easy.

I highly suggest "The Zombie Survival Guide", great read. :tu

5 steps ahead of you, bud ;) I suggest to you "Day by Day Armageddon" by JL Bourne

spectrrr 04-22-2010 06:28 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836326)
not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?

Pack up the guns and cigars and head straight for my mom's house in OH. 1/2 mile driveway in the country with a clear view around, plus a generator built in :tu

Dooge 04-22-2010 06:32 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
go solar panels, quieter ;)

lightning9191 04-22-2010 07:05 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
I think it is terrific that this is the most popular thread right now! :r

spectrrr 04-22-2010 07:11 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
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Originally Posted by lightning9191 (Post 836422)
I think it is terrific that this is the most popular thread right now! :r

What does that say about our society!!!!

theonlybear4CORT 04-22-2010 07:14 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
All I know is expect the unexpected, the usual I will just hide out in (insert place here) and wait it out for me is out of the question. I would hunker down for a week let the gridlock and SHTF take care of the rest,then i would leave and go to arizona where the heat might rot the zombies faster.

shilala 04-22-2010 07:17 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
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Originally Posted by spectrrr (Post 836435)
What does that say about our society!!!!

That we dig cigars and shooting zombies?
That would be an awesome herf. Sit on the fence, swap some smokes and have some Playboy Bunnies (or Vinnie) carrying drinks and ammo. :banger

Dooge 04-22-2010 07:32 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
you know, i like the way you think. Find a building with a water tower, saw down the stairs and have a rope ladder for ease of access. Calling signs and radios. 1.) cardio. 2.) Double tap.

markem 04-22-2010 07:36 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
I've seen Sean of the Dead. I'm as prepared as anyone for the zombie invasion.

As to how long the sticks will last, well, that depends on if them zombies smoke. Never been known to deprive a BOTL of a nice smoke, even if he was a zombie.

JE3146 04-22-2010 07:42 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
The biggest problem I have is all the people who told me they're heading to my house if the zombies invade...

Depending on how many make it there will depend on how long the stash lasts :D

As for guns and ammo.... I'm prepped ;)

St. Lou Stu 04-22-2010 07:47 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
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Originally Posted by JE3146 (Post 836483)
The biggest problem I have is all the people who told me they're heading to my house if the zombies invade...

Depending on how many make it there will depend on how long the stash lasts :D

As for guns and ammo.... I'm prepped ;)

Will trade 5.56 and 7.62x39 rounds for cigars!:tu

spectrrr 04-22-2010 08:15 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sonic_mike (Post 836440)
All I know is expect the unexpected, the usual I will just hide out in (insert place here) and wait it out for me is out of the question. I would hunker down for a week let the gridlock and SHTF take care of the rest,then i would leave and go to arizona where the heat might rot the zombies faster.

Or head north to the unpopulated regions of Canada. Wouldn't need much ammo, not enough people to worry about!

Dooge 04-22-2010 08:15 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
they freeze in colder climates. Heading to resolute

spectrrr 04-22-2010 08:16 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 836447)
That we dig cigars and shooting zombies?
That would be an awesome herf. Sit on the fence, swap some smokes and have some Playboy Bunnies (or Vinnie) carrying drinks and ammo. :banger

*bang*
"got one"
"nice shot, pass the wiskey"

Darrell 04-22-2010 08:17 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripp (Post 835282)
No reason to cover your @$$ if you don't have cigars!

Their are more important reasons for survival than cigars. :2

loki 04-22-2010 08:18 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 836524)
Their are more important reasons for survival than cigars. :2

nope:=:

Tripp 04-22-2010 08:53 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 836524)
Their are more important reasons for survival than cigars. :2

You must not be smoking Tats, because they're worth fighting for. :D

Dooge 04-22-2010 09:44 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
+1

spectrrr 04-22-2010 10:47 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Darrell is a CC smoker... this conversation could get real ugly real fast....


So how about 'dem Zombies? :tg

wolfandwhisky 04-22-2010 11:05 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Maybe it would be best to set up a self-sustaining operation on some small island... you know, a place surrounded by water so that the zombies couldn't get there, and that you could grow fruits and veggies - maybe have some cattle - and keep guard of a non-zombified cigar roller.

Man the coast and you'd be fine.

bvilchez 04-22-2010 11:22 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
A few months.....but I need to get more ammo for sure

JE3146 04-22-2010 11:36 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfandwhisky (Post 836734)
Maybe it would be best to set up a self-sustaining operation on some small island... you know, a place surrounded by water so that the zombies couldn't get there, and that you could grow fruits and veggies - maybe have some cattle - and keep guard of a non-zombified cigar roller.

Man the coast and you'd be fine.

That's assuming they swim.. :D

Dooge 04-22-2010 11:48 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Beat me to it, good friend.

in World War Z they're able to walk under water and i think in a couple of either romaro remakes or his canon movies, they were able to function under water. Granted, they would come out not so pleasant at the other end... even more freaky lookin'

wolfandwhisky 04-22-2010 11:53 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
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Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836777)
Beat me to it, good friend.

in World War Z they're able to walk under water and i think in a couple of either romaro remakes or his canon movies, they were able to function under water. Granted, they would come out not so pleasant at the other end... even more freaky lookin'

Maybe - but I still think Casa Fuente would be a good place to hunker down. :D

spectrrr 04-22-2010 11:55 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Sharks n fish might eat some of them on the way.. and they have to have a reason to walk into the water... if it's an island far enough out on the coast, it would kind of be **** luck for them to find it vs. keep walking across the ocean (at which point the depth pressure would get them)..... hell, if the island is far enough off the coast, depth pressure would get them either way before they could get to you!

icehog3 04-22-2010 11:56 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
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Originally Posted by spectrrr (Post 836783)
Sharks n fish might eat some of them on the way.. and they have to have a reason to walk into the water... if it's an island far enough out on the coast, it would kind of be **** luck for them to find it vs. keep walking across the ocean (at which point the depth pressure would get them)..... hell, if the island is far enough off the coast, depth pressure would get them either way before they could get to you!

Wouldn't there be zombie sharks then?

Oh, man...would we ever be ****ed! :r

wolfandwhisky 04-22-2010 11:58 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 836785)
Wouldn't there be zombie sharks then?

Oh, man...would we ever be ****ed! :r

only if they had "laser beams" attached to their friggin foreheads! :r:r

http://www.superhonda.com/photopost/.../dr_evil_1.jpg

Dooge 04-22-2010 11:59 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
zombie sharks..... hmmm. you may be onto something there. Better hope the Resident Evil writer doesn't read this board...

icehog3 04-23-2010 12:06 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836788)
zombie sharks..... hmmm. you may be onto something there. Better hope the Resident Evil writer doesn't read this board...

I will cross my rotting fingers that he does not. :r

spectrrr 04-23-2010 12:10 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836788)
zombie sharks..... hmmm. you may be onto something there. Better hope the Resident Evil writer doesn't read this board...

Resident Evil V: Atlantis

Dooge 04-23-2010 12:18 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
i see what you did there!

Bit off topic, just posted about the Day by Day Armageddon sequel in the misc general discussion area

spectrrr 04-23-2010 12:39 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836798)
i see what you did there!

Bit off topic, just posted about the Day by Day Armageddon sequel in the misc general discussion area

RE is definitely one of my guilty pleasures, can't wait for RE IV later this year. :)

Dooge 04-23-2010 12:44 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
oh, the same here... did you see Resident Evil: Degeneration?

wolfandwhisky 04-23-2010 01:06 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836809)
oh, the same here... did you see Resident Evil: Degeneration?

I understand the connection to the game, but the live action ones have been just fine as their own franchise... is the new one coming out animated or a continuation from Apocalypse?

Dooge 04-23-2010 01:10 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
the new one is continuation from apocalypse. Degeneration was animated

chris66 04-23-2010 01:25 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jbailey (Post 836350)
One a day? 2-3 years easy.

I highly suggest "The Zombie Survival Guide", great read. :tu

Yes excellent book. I love the zombie genre'

You should check out Day by Day Armageddon. its written as a diary. very good read. Also Dying to Live is pretty good too.

spectrrr 04-23-2010 01:26 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dooge (Post 836809)
oh, the same here... did you see Resident Evil: Degeneration?

mmmm no, missed that one! :bh I'll have to pick it up :tu

Dooge 04-23-2010 01:27 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
good man, its worth it


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