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Don Fernando 05-03-2010 05:35 PM

Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
 
I knew someone would say that, I expected it would be Tom though :D

pnoon 05-03-2010 05:35 PM

Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
 
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Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 847974)
I knew someone would say that, I expected it would be Tom though :D

He's slow. :D

:lv

Kreth 05-03-2010 05:53 PM

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I can't believe no one has made the obvious joke about a box split. :r
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thebayratt 05-03-2010 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 847997)
I can't believe no one has made the obvious joke about a box split. :r
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Originally Posted by tedrodgerscpa (Post 764074)
Add me on to the list of the box split.


I saw this same idea in a Bestcigarprices catalog (i think it was them) a few months after Schip came in effect and way before CI came up with this one. I think they were called Schipbusters. Its supposed to save us all on the taxes. They are taxed as one cigar but can be smoked as two, if needed.

http://www.cigar.com/cs/forums/thread/112063.aspx

forgop 05-03-2010 08:18 PM

Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
 
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Originally Posted by sboyajian (Post 764340)
Believe it or not this was first concepted by Gene Argenese. While I'm not a big argenese guy, the idea is a good one.

You are getting 20 cigars. However, the way it's bundled is as 10 cigars. These reason this is done is because SCHIP taxes you PER cigar. At 40 cents per cigar, this saves you $4.00 per box.

$4? Wow!


Gene's ideas are only good in his own mind with his crappy cigars and stupid "club".

Powers 07-13-2010 11:17 AM

Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
 
Now is the time to jump on these: they're on CI's Joe's Daily Deal! :r

Bleez 11-28-2010 07:01 PM

Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
 
Today they're being sold in a Mazo of 10 for $29.99. That's not a bad price for "20" cigars.

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/html/spec_bwd.asp

pnoon 11-28-2010 07:08 PM

Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
 
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Originally Posted by Bleeder (Post 1076138)
Today they're being sold in a Mazo of 10 for $29.99. That's not a bad price for "20" cigars.

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/html/spec_bwd.asp

It is if they're crap cigars.

cort 11-28-2010 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1076143)
It is if they're crap cigars.

"Crap" is a relative term;)

Louistogies 11-28-2010 07:24 PM

Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
 
I'm gonna grab a few boxes. Save me money in the end:r

icehog3 11-28-2010 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cort (Post 1076174)
"Crap" is a relative term;)

Not if I crap in your hat, it ain't. ;) :r

cort 11-28-2010 07:30 PM

Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1076182)
Not if I crap in your hat, it ain't. ;) :r

my poor hat:sad

Bill86 11-28-2010 07:31 PM

Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
 
I steal peoples hats and wear them just for this reason.


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