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TheTraveler 06-19-2009 08:54 PM

Re: Cliche Thread
 
Sh*t eating grin. :D

s15driftking 06-19-2009 09:11 PM

Re: Cliche Thread
 
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

MajorCaptSilly 06-19-2009 09:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by s15driftking (Post 432102)
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She is so freaking hot!

MCS

MajorCaptSilly 06-19-2009 09:15 PM

Re: Cliche Thread
 
Don't count all your chickens before nuclear fission.


MCS

JaKaacH 06-19-2009 09:22 PM

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“You say "potato", I say "potatoe", MCS said gzornblt".

replicant_argent 06-19-2009 09:24 PM

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Sklee, it makes your coat shiny.

St. Lou Stu 06-19-2009 09:27 PM

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Those aren't pillows

TheTraveler 06-19-2009 09:33 PM

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That's not a knife ...

SmokeyJoe 06-19-2009 10:35 PM

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"That guy is as useless as teets on a boar hog."

"I'm as jumpy as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."


:D

jonharky 06-19-2009 11:15 PM

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All over it like white on rice

RGD. 06-20-2009 12:59 AM

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"Ain't got sense enough to pour piss out a boot with directions on the bottom."




Ron

JaKaacH 06-20-2009 06:46 AM

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You don't tug on superman's cape

s15driftking 06-20-2009 07:34 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu (Post 432127)
Those aren't pillows

hilarious!!!!

Hippi3Slay3r 06-20-2009 07:52 AM

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You cant polish a turd!

TheTraveler 06-20-2009 08:39 AM

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On it like a duck on a june-bug.

(or the not so well known description of big ol' me riding a little ol' Honda Rebel 250 - You look like a dog riding a tick!) :D

nozero 06-20-2009 09:21 AM

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Desire is the root of all suffering.

nozero 06-20-2009 09:23 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippi3Slay3r (Post 432387)
You cant polish a turd!

Erhm... Sorry. http://www.howtocleanstuff.net/strat...polish-a-turd/

adampc22 06-20-2009 09:39 AM

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its so cold it could freeze a brass monkeys balls off

TheTraveler 06-20-2009 09:48 AM

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No pain no gain.

ChicagoWhiteSox 06-20-2009 09:58 AM

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You throw filth on the living and flowers on the dead.

TheTraveler 06-20-2009 10:03 AM

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Teach a man to enjoy cigars and he'll be a lifelong friend. (I just made that one up, but it's true :ss )

Tio Gato 06-20-2009 12:36 PM

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Happier than a clam at high tide.

As nervous as a virgin in a whorehouse.

If she had as many sticking out of her as stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine.

N2Advnture 06-20-2009 01:23 PM

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Now we're $hitting in high cotton

SchizoFilly 06-20-2009 01:31 PM

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If my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards

TheTraveler 06-20-2009 05:58 PM

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Beaten with an ugly stick.

bigloo 06-20-2009 06:40 PM

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I say potato, you say potato, I say tomato, you say tomato. potato, potato, tomato, tomato, lets call the hole thing off.



See, it just does not work when written!

Conch Republican 06-20-2009 07:04 PM

Re: Cliche Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JaKaacH (Post 432358)
You don't tug on superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

JaKaacH 06-20-2009 07:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Conch Republican (Post 432991)
You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger

jledou 06-20-2009 09:33 PM

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sweating like a whore in church

TheTraveler 06-20-2009 09:46 PM

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colder than a well-digger's a$$

mean as a snake

clean as a whistle

clear as a bell

nutty as a fruitcake

crazy as a loon

loose as a goose

TheTraveler 06-20-2009 09:47 PM

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on a roll :D

markem 06-20-2009 09:54 PM

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No matter where you go, there you are

A rolling stone gathers no moss

A bird in the hand can be messy

If at first you don't succeed, try try again

adampc22 06-20-2009 10:06 PM

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you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

loki 06-21-2009 09:27 AM

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if you first you don't succeed just give up, no sense being an asshole about thing

Wolfgang 06-21-2009 10:40 AM

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If at first you dont succeed, Do not try sky diving. ;)

JaKaacH 06-21-2009 10:55 AM

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I like tater ToTs

Wolfgang 06-21-2009 10:59 AM

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HEY! thats MINE!

bookman 06-21-2009 11:06 AM

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If you shake it more than once you're playing with it.

TheTraveler 06-21-2009 11:06 AM

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It's mine and I can wash it as fast as I want!

JaKaacH 06-21-2009 11:10 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfgang (Post 433562)
HEY! thats MINE!

Maybe you should use one of these from now on..©
:r

adampc22 06-21-2009 11:28 AM

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thar need to change thar butcher love (a old yorkshire saying when u speak to a skinny girl )

WildBlueSooner 06-21-2009 11:29 AM

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Are we there yet?

nozero 06-21-2009 01:13 PM

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Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

TheTraveler 06-21-2009 01:20 PM

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It ain't over till the fat lady sings.

You can say that again.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings.

yourchoice 06-21-2009 01:34 PM

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Pissin' up a rope

Variety is the spice of life

Like an onion, the more layers you peel, the more it stinks

Wolfgang 06-21-2009 01:55 PM

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I like tator tots, and beef jerky!©

Tio Gato 06-21-2009 03:17 PM

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Fat chicks and mopeds are both a lot of fun, until your friends catch you with one.

Mr. Ed 06-21-2009 04:22 PM

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pimpin' ain't easy

icehog3 06-21-2009 05:21 PM

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A.A. is for quitters.

WildBlueSooner 06-21-2009 05:24 PM

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She has a great personality


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