Re: Behold the awesomeness that is massphatness!
 

Lest anyone forget, it was Mr. Frisky Dingo sending over 1,000 cigars to the troops that resulted in his winning the prize I sent.

A thousand.

Plus.

Anybody can stuff some cigars in an unused humidor and send the package out as a prize. It takes a different kind of man to send a thousand plus cigars to the troops.

In reality, it should be Saint Dingo ...