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Not now that 3/4's of my beard is gone!:r:r

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lol, or you start asking for these items for Christmas :hn

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Guess that I am not getting older yet.:r:r:r

Re: You know your getting older when.......
 

.....when you go to the bathroom to urinate and you think you are done. However, the stains left on your pants show a different opinion.:r

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When your kids point out features on your new phone, computer, etc that you didn't even know it had.

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When you have 12 grand kids and your youngest daughter is well past 25. When your acne has relocated south(Buttocks). When you use the word buttocks instead of ass or tookus. When you spend 10 minutes looking for your glasses and realize your wearing them. Or looking like a mad man for your car keys that are in your hand. When your talking to one of the kids and you go thru every name in the family before you get their actual name.

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When a sweet young thing opens the door for YOU.

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When you have more replacement parts in your body than your orginal parts

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Some of your cigar buddies are younger than your kids.

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You go into another room and when you get there, you forgot why you went to that other room.

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I do this as well.

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Awesome. I haven't seen that in....I guess that means I'm getting old!;)

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When staying out late means 9:30.

When driving to the outlet mall, the conversation starts off with "I remeber when this used to be...."

When the beat up car you drove to high school is now considered a classic.

When a movie you remember from a few years ago turns out to be over 20 years old. (i.e. Top Gun, Major League, Back to the Future)

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Or you find out that one of them is your kid!!!!;)

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When your wife gets AARP notices in the mail.

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when i use the term "back in the day"...

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Sorry Uncle Pnoon :D

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Last night I stopped drinking at 10 pm. Because I had work in the morning.

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Up partying all hours of the night? What do you think, you're in college?

:r

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Headbanging brings on severe neck pain the next day.



MCS

That doesn't mean I'm ready to stop yet!

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When you try to remember what you had for supper last night, and find out the meal you are remembering was from 3 months ago.

When you write the date on a peice of paperwork, and realize you are still dating things January 2008.

When you write on your schedule when you think you will need to change you transmission fluid, even though its not until July 2009.

The first time you ask your wife to "darn my socks, please"

When you hesitate to try new foods in a restaurant because don't know what they will do to your colon.

When you actually find that satisfaction Capt Kirk was talking about regarding the benefits of fibre; discovering that he is actually quite an effective spokesperson for "whatever that cereal was"

Cheers

Cyanide

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When you automatically get mail from AARP (weekly)

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You are by no means the only one, Sean. :)

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...you look at your hair, and you don't care if it turns gray or white, as long as it don't turn loose...

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wow, appearantly I am not old :r never knew that.

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:r I am old :bh

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when the gf says, "baby, your hair is getting thin." :bx:bh

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Actually we you buy the gopher to pick up things so you don't have to bend down, I have two in case I forget where one is.

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good stuff guys....keep it coming :tu

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I have to say that is incredible.:r:r I guess I am not old yet.:D

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I started that when I was 18.:dance:

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you were old before your time.:r

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You know your getting old when you need two pair of glasses. One to read the TV Guide and one to see the TV.

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Inside joke or am I just missing something? lol

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I'm 19 and love the old rotary phones :tu

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Don't feel too bad, Bon; I'm only 19 and it's getting there.

Hats are either my friend or the reason for it :ss

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little kids from the neighborhood when you were growing up, are now drinking with you at the bar.

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.... Cale Yarborough use to be your favorite stock car driver.

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When your path from the bed to the bathroom in the morning not only sounds painful but actually is.

and for the first time I used the phase " about 10 years ago " .scary

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...the first NHL game you attended was a Kansas City Scouts game. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...CityScouts.png

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when you ask the gf is she's not busy, would you mind plucking the gray hairs

keep the grays or go bald :(

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When your birth year falls inside the range of those cheesy funeral-insurance infomercials ("If you were born between 1923 and 1963, then you need to call ...") Dude, that's a big freakin' spread!

When you meet a coworker from your same alma mater--but who wasn't even born yet when you graduated.

When you can't finish watching a DVD movie without falling asleep.

When your wife greets you with an icepack and a beer in the evening, and you're not sure which you are happier to see.

When you're flipping channels and pause for more than 15 seconds on Wheel of Fortune. Just to see if you can solve the puzzle. And then you get sucked in for half an hour...

And you can remember when contestants actually went "shopping" with their winnings on that show.

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:r

I know this feeling...only with a Sienna!!:D

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It's pretty cool when a kid you coached in Little League or Pop Warner football buys you a beer.

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Loud music pisses you off.

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When you buy slip on shoes with velcro so you don't have to bend down and tie your shoes

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When you have to finally give in and buy your 1st pair of reading glasses. :mad:

When they use music you grew up with in TV ads.

You remember when a 9600 baud modem was blazing fast.

You tell someone you remember when a 10 MB hard disk was as big as an LP and you even know what an LP is.

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Yeah I hear that from my daughter all the time......."If it's too loud, you're too old." :mad:

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When you consider ZZ Top, Moody Blues and the Rolling Stones to be classical music.

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when a memory chip for a computer was a stack of punch cards 8 inches high to spell your name:D