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Porch Dweller 05-03-2014 08:56 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind

icehog3 05-03-2014 11:08 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Here I come again now, Baby, like a dog in heat....

Remo 05-03-2014 11:15 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1958356)
Born and raised in South Detroit.....

Your favorite! :r

hotreds 05-04-2014 07:47 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
In the year 2525, if man is still alive.....

hotreds 05-04-2014 07:47 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Who let the dogs out??!!

icehog3 05-04-2014 11:03 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Hugh, are you getting the earworm on your own songs now? :r

At least they're a lot easier to guess when you use the song's title as your lyric. :)

Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue, model citizen, zero discipline

ArgusP2 05-04-2014 11:13 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
"Well I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
Roamed from town to town
to hide my shame..."

icehog3 05-04-2014 11:21 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
My very first pistol was a cap and ball Colt
Shoots as fast as lightnin' but it loads a mite slow
It loads a mite slow, and soon I found out
It'll get you into trouble but it can't get you out

Porch Dweller 05-04-2014 11:21 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made

icehog3 05-04-2014 11:27 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Yeah, you got satin shoes
Yeah, you got plastic boots
Y'all got cocaine eyes
Yeah, you got speed-freak jive

AdamJoshua 05-04-2014 11:34 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl,
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola,
Still in dress she used to wear,
Faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined,and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind

... at the _______________

Remo 05-04-2014 11:38 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
The fire in her eyes, keeps me alive.....

shade 05-04-2014 11:41 AM

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They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

Remo 05-04-2014 11:43 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Behind a gun, I make my final stand...
That's why they call me Bad Company

shade 05-04-2014 12:10 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this

Porch Dweller 05-04-2014 01:55 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
...and the trees were all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw.

mk05 05-04-2014 01:56 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
when i b on da mic

hotreds 05-04-2014 02:09 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1958550)
Hugh, are you getting the earworm on your own songs now? :r

Oops- that's what I get for not reading the OP carefully!

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright

hotreds 05-04-2014 02:14 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
When the party was nice, the party was bumpin' {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
And everybody havin' a ball {Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo}
Untill the fellas ": start the name callin': " {Yippie Yi Yo}
And the girls respond to the call

icehog3 05-04-2014 02:18 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
You're still responding to your own earworms, Hugh. :lr

hotreds 05-04-2014 02:51 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I give up!

mk05 05-04-2014 03:02 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I don't know a song that goes "I give up!" :P

:r

icehog3 05-04-2014 03:57 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
My name's John Lee Pettimore, same as my daddy and his daddy before....

Remo 05-04-2014 04:16 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1958618)
My name's John Lee Pettimore, same as my daddy and his daddy before....

One of my favorites!!!! :tu

Remo 05-04-2014 04:17 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
On a long lonesome highway, east of Omaha.....

DonWeb 05-04-2014 04:22 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well, Leroy, he's a gambler,
and he likes his fancy clothes...

shade 05-04-2014 05:11 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
And the colored girls go
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

Remo 05-04-2014 05:13 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Standing in the rain, with his head hung low couldn't get a ticket was a sold out show..

Porch Dweller 05-04-2014 05:17 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Boy, you're going to carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time

Remo 05-04-2014 05:20 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold....

shade 05-04-2014 07:07 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude

mk05 05-04-2014 07:27 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Speaking of "nah"

na nanananaaa nanananaaaa nanana nanana. nanananaaaaaaaaa

:noon

I bet no one knows what song that is.

DonWeb 05-04-2014 07:50 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I got a freaky ole lady name a cocaine Katy
Who embroiders on my jeans
I got my poor ole grey haired daddy
Drivin' my limousine

kugie 05-05-2014 08:04 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

dave 05-05-2014 08:29 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
ain't good for nothin'....cept put a man six feet in a hole

dave 05-05-2014 08:29 AM

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oh....I'm still a page behind...lol

dave 05-05-2014 08:32 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
tell me why I don't like Mondays

Ye Olde Phart 05-05-2014 08:33 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I read the news today, oh boy
4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all

AdamJoshua 05-05-2014 09:49 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Don't bring me down, down down down down down

icehog3 05-05-2014 10:45 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
**** that ****, 'cause I ain't the one, fo' a punk police with a badge and a gun, to be beatin' on, and thrown in jail, we can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell....

Dave128 05-05-2014 10:49 AM

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workin' 9 to 5.....

dave 05-05-2014 10:59 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Everybody wants a new romance
Everybody's going off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh

icehog3 05-05-2014 11:01 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
He said, "I got to go but my friend can stick around"

Porch Dweller 05-05-2014 11:11 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin

dave 05-05-2014 11:41 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
No, I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man, I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man, I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff

icehog3 05-05-2014 02:40 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Now I'm not like this, I'm really kinda shy, but I get this feeling, whenever you walk by...

Porch Dweller 05-05-2014 04:20 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
If you look at your reflection in the bottom of a well,
What you see is only on the surface.
When you try to see the meaning hidden underneath,
The measure of the depth can be deceiving
The bottom has a rocky reputation.

TXRebel 05-06-2014 02:45 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word

mk05 05-06-2014 04:28 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
No.......why did you just do that....NOOOOOOOOOOOO

hmmm...how about, "I CAMMMEE IN LIKE A WRRREECCCKING BALLLLLLL"

:noon

kugie 05-06-2014 04:58 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
There she was just a walking down the street...
Singing.... Doo Wah Ditty Ditty Dum Ditty Doo


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