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goalie204 12-29-2008 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 138344)
The purpose is to get drunk.;) :r

Chugging 3/4 pints of Guinness with 1/2 shots of Jameson. It is fast acting and delicious. :D
So is putting booz up your pooper to get drunk (according to "manswers"), but i won't be doing that either :P

Genetic Defect 12-29-2008 03:40 PM
Re: The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World
 
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Originally Posted by goalie204 (Post 140029)
So is putting booz up your pooper to get drunk (according to "manswers"), but i won't be doing that either :P
:bs

goalie204 12-29-2008 03:46 PM
Re: The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World
 
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Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 140036)
:bs
The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho

Genetic Defect 12-29-2008 03:50 PM
Re: The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World
 
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Originally Posted by goalie204 (Post 140045)
The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho
I meant :bs that you won't shove booze up there

CBI_2 12-29-2008 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by goalie204 (Post 140045)
The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho
This may be true but unless your head is up your behind you won't get to taste it. :D

goalie204 12-29-2008 03:54 PM
Re: The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World
 
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Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 140054)
This may be true but unless your head is up your behind you won't get to taste it. :D
lol

icehog3 12-29-2008 05:35 PM
Re: The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by goalie204 (Post 140029)
So is putting booz up your pooper to get drunk (according to "manswers"), but i won't be doing that either :P
I don't put ICBs anywhere but my mouth either, but that doesn't mean I don't like to get a buzz on now and then. ;)

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Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 140020)
is that on the menu for the 7th?:confused:
Probably not, since the game is on the 8th.

They could be on the menu on the 8th, if you bring some Baileys. ;)

Genetic Defect 12-29-2008 05:38 PM
Re: The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 140278)
I don't put ICBs anywhere but my mouth either, but that doesn't mean I don't like to get a buzz on now and then. ;)



Probably not, since the game is on the 8th.

They could be on the menu on the 8th, if you bring some Baileys. ;)
:r Why was I thinking 7th. I will look into my local store.

bigliver 12-29-2008 08:56 PM
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Manhattan? Whatever dude. I might have just lost all respect for the Italian mafia.

Darrell 12-29-2008 08:57 PM
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Gin and Tonic made me laugh, the part about Snoop Dogg.

bigliver 12-29-2008 09:02 PM
Re: The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by goalie204 (Post 140045)
The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho
To each their own I guess. But beware...

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M1903A1 12-29-2008 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 138335)
That picture sure ain't 3/4 of a pint of Guinness, what Sally poured that glass? :r
Hey, photographers get thirsty too, ya know! :al

M1903A1 12-29-2008 09:47 PM
Re: The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World
 
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Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 138325)
""Manliest Cocktails""

I swear, that beats ""Military Intelligence"" for the best oxymoron.

Someone needs to review Man Laws 101.

Ain't but three drinks....

Neat

On the Rocks

...and Beer
Well, done properly, a Manhattan is practically a whiskey on the rocks anyway!

DavenportESQ 12-29-2008 11:17 PM
Re: The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 140278)
I don't put ICBs anywhere but my mouth either, but that doesn't mean I don't like to get a buzz on now and then. ;)



Probably not, since the game is on the 8th.

They could be on the menu on the 8th, if you bring some Baileys. ;)
Any friend of ICB:S is a friend of me!!!

tobii3 12-30-2008 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 140801)
Gin and Tonic made me laugh, the part about Snoop Dogg.
Quote:
6. Gin and Juice
Why is it manly?: Snoop Dogg likes to drink this when there are *****es in his living room gettin' it on until six o'clock in the morning, so that has to be worth something. Gin and juice was also the morning cocktail of soldiers and officers in WWII. That's right, this is what you drank right before you killed a bunch of Nazis. You can't say that about Malibu and pineapple.
Recipe: 2 1/2 ounces Gin.
1 oz. orange juice.
Equal parts mind on your money and money on your mind
Tonic?? I'm sure they serve it at the AF Clubhouse.......But HTF do you confuse a Gin and Tonic with Gin 'n Juice???

:r:r:r

tobii3 12-30-2008 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by M1903A1 (Post 140898)
Well, done properly, a Manhattan is practically a whiskey on the rocks anyway!
Yeah.....I wanna see the guy drinking whiskey on the rocks out of a cocktail glass.....:r

and using your logic, Rosie O'Donnel is practically a beautiful woman

Volt 12-30-2008 06:25 AM
Re: The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World
 
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Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 138325)
""Manliest Cocktails""

I swear, that beats ""Military Intelligence"" for the best oxymoron.

Someone needs to review Man Laws 101.

Ain't but three drinks....

Neat

On the Rocks

...and Beer
Can't believe I am agreeing with the Army.... If you have to mix it, it prolly aint worth drinking. Booze should be drunk neat or mixed with ice :D

icehog3 12-30-2008 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Volt (Post 141132)
Can't believe I am agreeing with the Army.... If you have to mix it, it prolly aint worth drinking. Booze should be drunk neat or mixed with ice :D
I would offer "smoke what you like to smoke, drink what you like to drink"....it's all good. ;)

MadAl 12-30-2008 09:53 AM
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A Manhattan is a Martini with Bourbon.

IBQTEE1 12-30-2008 11:22 AM
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Ok I am a woman and there is only one drink in there that I would not drink and that is the Rusty Nail. Tried it and did not like it. What kind of woman am I???:confused:


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