Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

There once was a wussy named Scott,
Who is only content when it's hot,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
My big size 12 up your ass. :D

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

I'm not even gonna try. I know when I'm beat. :lr

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Thanks, Bill! :D

Scott...it's coming:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/xKy2lLNQYrI?rel=0

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

There once was a man from Pawtucket
Who told Scotty-Boy to just suck it
Your bra isn't brass
And you won't freeze your ass
Just kick the cold before the ol' bucket.

(43 degrees here this morning.
And still smokin on the deck this evening.)

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

It was a balmy 64 this morning. In the bedroom.
38 outside.
I think I'll b1tch for the rest of the winter about this nonsense.

(I switched to Haiku cause I didn't have another sentence.)

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

don't know the rules of haiku's, but that doesn't sound like one :)

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

I consider haiku rules to be unnecessarily restraining and borderline Marxist, Ben.
Plus I don't know them, and I couldn't possibly do one even if I gave it an honest effort.
You should see how excited I get when I make a rhyme by mistake. That's cause I suck at poetry, too.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I find the winter dred
So screw being there with you

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

The heat is gone we say goodbye to summer
I’m really wondering about that hummer
My mental guitar I will soon be strumming
Because……winter is coming

That's really the extent of my poetic side :r

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

I hate to call this the winner, but, I mean, really?
If this doesn't speak to you, you need to work on your artsiness.

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

This thread had me reading and thinking everything in the format of a poem yesterday.
Chit, that didn't ryme.

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

Being cold is just another series
Of complaints that
My wife continually moans and
B!+ches about.

Sometimes, though, she gets
Cold for no reason like the
One time he had the heater of
The car blowing on her legs.
That's cold natured!

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

Now there's a real coincidence. It's 38 here too!



Inside my fridge. :lr :lr :lr

Actually it's cooling down here as well. They say it could drop all the way into the seventies at the end of the week. Time to put away the summer tank tops and dig out the fall tee shirts. Fortunately we're still a long ways from the winter sweat shirts.

Of course those wardrobe choices only apply when I'm smoking out in the courtyard. ;)

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Five short syllables
Seven longer syllables
Five more syllables.

So there you have it
A haiku definition
Typed as a haiku.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

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Got it, Peter. :tu

I carried my ass
to the shop. Motivation
is in short supply.

And it's pretty damn
cold out here. Can't say as I'm
really feelin it.

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:)

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Haikus for you

Winter coming soon
Big deal, I'm stuck on Gulf Coast
Cold here means fifty.

I enjoy the cold
Yet we keep getting stationed
In desert or South.

Warm, cold, either way
I'll fire up a cigar
And sip some whiskey.