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Fordman4ever 04-30-2013 09:21 PM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
LOL, my wife kept giving me funny looks because I was laughing so much.

T.G 04-30-2013 10:06 PM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by coffeemonkey (Post 1828404)
Based on this thread it seems that this event is a memorable one, how could you not remember how many you've had???

Versed is one hell of a drug.

Dave128 05-01-2013 01:51 PM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by coffeemonkey (Post 1828404)
Based on this thread it seems that this event is a memorable one, how could you not remember how many you've had???

I try to remove those memories from my brain.

Dave128 05-01-2013 01:53 PM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 1828407)
Imagine going for a colonoscopy and an endoscopy, both in the same day, back to back, and they do the colonoscopy first?
That must leave a bad taste in ones mouth.:r

Don't laugh, I actually did have both done once on the same day back to back. The tech promised it was the endoscopy first.

Blueface 05-01-2013 01:57 PM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave128 (Post 1828732)
Don't laugh, I actually did have both done once on the same day back to back. The tech promised it was the endoscopy first.

:r:r:r

Too bad you were out cold and will never really know.
I deserve a:sl

Dave128 05-01-2013 02:04 PM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 1828734)
:r:r:r

Too bad you were out cold and will never really know.
I deserve a:sl

I can only hope that it was done in the preferable order.

galaga 05-01-2013 07:49 PM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
Yup, your colon travels forward in time and expels what you haven't eaten yet...
And my doctor was the cutest brunette ......the definition of indignity.

Robulous78 05-01-2013 08:46 PM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
I have always wondered, ever since watching the Robin Williams standup comedy where he jokes about this.... do they really shoot air up your ass to puff out the intestine ahead?

are you indeed the farty-est you have ever been after one of these procedures?

Blueface 05-02-2013 09:25 AM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Robulous78 (Post 1828903)
I have always wondered, ever since watching the Robin Williams standup comedy where he jokes about this.... do they really shoot air up your ass to puff out the intestine ahead?

are you indeed the farty-est you have ever been after one of these procedures?

Yes and Yes.

Afterwards, I was in a room full of other guys who along with me, were told it was perfectly fine to fart up a storm and to not be embarrassed..........and we obliged.

Blueface 05-02-2013 09:36 AM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
Wow, just heard an Atlanta hospital has advised around 500 patients to have themselves tested due to Colonoscopy equipment used without cleaning.
Yikes!

Ashcan Bill 05-02-2013 12:13 PM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 1829068)
Wow, just heard an Atlanta hospital has advised around 500 patients to have themselves tested due to Colonoscopy equipment used without cleaning.
Yikes!

We had a scandal here in Vegas 4 years ago over improper cleaning and reusing needles and vials. 14 doctors and tens of thousands of patients involved. Unfortunately some of them contacted hepatitis, and I believe a few have AIDS now. The MD that ran the whole operation is still fighting going to trial, with his lawyers arguing he's too sick now to go to court. And most of the doctors involved are still practicing here. Talk about a crock.

Steve 05-02-2013 12:25 PM

Re: Colonoscopy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 1829068)
Wow, just heard an Atlanta hospital has advised around 500 patients to have themselves tested due to Colonoscopy equipment used without cleaning.
Yikes!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 1829124)
We had a scandal here in Vegas 4 years ago over improper cleaning and reusing needles and vials. 14 doctors and tens of thousands of patients involved. Unfortunately some of them contacted hepatitis, and I believe a few have AIDS now. The MD that ran the whole operation is still fighting going to trial, with his lawyers arguing he's too sick now to go to court. And most of the doctors involved are still practicing here. Talk about a crock.

For the record, hospitals are NO place to get better!


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