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hammondc 11-18-2011 01:17 PM

Re: Prayers for Wanger
 
here it is wrapped up in 3 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ATdbz2lXR0

Ogre 11-18-2011 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1478325)
Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

No, my 13 year old neighbor is also excited about it!!!:r

pektel 11-18-2011 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1478638)
No, my 13 year old neighbor is also excited about it!!!:r

:r

It was sarcasm. My gf likes the movies, and I admittedly watched them with her. But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.

Ogre 11-18-2011 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1478644)
:r

It was sarcasm. My gf likes the movies, and I admittedly watched them with her. But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.

Its ok to admit it, you would watch it with or without the "Bedroom Fun"!!!

Adriftpanda 11-18-2011 01:47 PM

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Call me whatever you want, but I'm looking forward to seeing it with the fiance on Saturday. Nothing wrong with it.

Hope you enjoyed it Mike, happy anny.

icehog3 11-18-2011 02:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1478644)
But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.

Rearranging the furniture?

sevans105 11-18-2011 02:26 PM

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Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH!

pektel 11-18-2011 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sevans105 (Post 1478681)
Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH!

Did you watch the season premier of Beavis and Butthead?
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Emjaysmash 11-18-2011 04:26 PM

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Good luck. That 117 mins you can never get back.

sevans105 11-18-2011 04:32 PM

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http://randomoverload.com/wp-content...unseen.jpg.jpg

pektel 11-18-2011 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1478338)
Just try to blend with the other emo kids at the Mann in GR.

:lr

This made my day. :D
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MajorCaptSilly 11-18-2011 08:52 PM

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My wife went to the midnight show last night with friends from work. I maintain my stance that I will never watch a shiny vampire movie.

MCS

backwoods357 11-18-2011 08:56 PM

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Wow, poor guy. My better half has no interest, thank god. She would be much happier burning a maddie on the deck and picking up a pizza at mellow mushroom. I saw the first two and the series just looks to get exponentially worse with each movie.

md4958 11-18-2011 09:01 PM

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So you can boost up that testosterone again:

http://youtu.be/_8JR5kmlnGA

14holestogie 11-19-2011 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 1479057)
So you can boost up that testosterone again:

http://youtu.be/_8JR5kmlnGA

vagampires....:r

Stephen 11-19-2011 07:53 AM

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My buddies and I had a chat about this franchise (well it was only one movie at the time that we had been coerced by our significant others into watching) and following two conclusions were drawn over some beers:

1. What makes this movie so damned unbelievable isn't the fact that it's full of vampires and werewolves, but that multiple males are posturing over a high school girl that doesn't put out, isn't the least bit attractive, and has the personality of a wet mop

2. Edward is a pedophile

Wanger 11-21-2011 01:48 PM

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I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people. :rolleyes::rolleyes: Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story. :rolleyes: All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all! :p

replicant_argent 11-30-2011 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Wanger (Post 1480931)
I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people. :rolleyes::rolleyes: Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story. :rolleyes: All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all! :p

Nice try, Fluffy. Trying to man-up after looking this PuppyDog in lust with Sparkly Vampire boy isn't gonna fly.


Apoco 12-01-2011 09:26 AM

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I heard one of my female friends swooning over Edward. I reminded her that vampires do not have a beating heart - that means no blood circulation. He wouldn't be able to get anything elevated to have any real fun. She was...not pleased with me :r
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pektel 12-01-2011 12:13 PM

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This is how Twilight should end:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...hbox/blade.jpg


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