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Can I hold your gun for a minute?

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Something you DO want to say to our favorite resident officer:
Please, help yourself to a couple of bottles of Stoli, it's in the trunk.

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Winner winner chicken dinner! :noon

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After I received a speeding ticket from an officer yesterday morning, I waited until he left my window and crumpled the ticket up. Threw it on the passenger seat, then quickly flatened it out again, making a mental note of when to pay it by. Felt like a real rebel for the 5.6 seconds it was crumpled!-(P

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+1

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"Dude"

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Uhh. I guess you stopped me to ask for a date.. Don't ask and I won't tell..

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;)

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Police Officer: “Whatcha got in the trunk?”

Driver: “Oh…you don’t want to look in there”
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Stoli... it'll burn ya.

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:r:r:r

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:r:r:r

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"After you write the ticket are you going to go WeeWeeWeeWeeWee all the way home?"

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Don't tase me bro

Bro, can I get a break,? No, you are not my brother and if you were I'd dis-own you :2

Can I get a break? Sure it's next to the gas pedal.

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- Hey Frank, want an acid?

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you would for sure get multiple citations if you said that to me!!!!! ill even tow your car and take you for the ride....................:sl:r