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"Hey babe, what's your sign?
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to have that car today. It's the 66 Goat I REALLY miss, though. Now that I have mentioned it and broken the ice taboo, "Wanna get HIGH?" used to REALLY work back in the 80's and I hear it worked in the 70's too. I wouldn't know until 1979, however. And now I can't inhale anything. :( |
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You have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
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"Will you go to the Prom with me?" That's what worked for me a very long time ago. Haven't needed a pickup line since.;)
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"You know what would look good on you?....
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Did you just fart?..............Because you blew me away.
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I have always gotten cute/sweet as opposed to hot/sexy so I have always tried to play it to my advantage.
"Hey, I know this is random and you don't know me, but I'd really like to know you." Insert appropriate emphasis on 'you' and I'm going to be honest, its a little corny, a lot embarrassing, but I haven't done too bad. ;) |
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My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die. If they know the movie, you are so in. Great conversation starter. |
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Two words: Flank Steak.
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My buddy used the following at a bar one night....it worked! "So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled...or fertilized?"
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Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. [Veronica turns and walks away] Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I WANNA BE ON YOU. |
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I like your dress, but it would look better on my floor.
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HAHA! The thought of that worries me.
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Hey Angel drawers.
Tune in Tokyo. if your really desperate, just go up to every woman and ask, "Hey wanna sleep with me?" The law of probability is about 3/100. :r |
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Life's a *****, because if it was a slut it would be easy.
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