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Me: Did that hurt?
Chick: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from heaven? |
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So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby??? ;)
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My friend thought this was a good line for some reason. I doubt he used it though.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? |
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I think I know you from before, but you would have to take off your clothes in order for me to be 100% sure.
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Ever had your belly button licked?
From the inside? |
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What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer...) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica. Want a cigar?
Seemed funny considering the forum here... lol |
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Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
Her: No. Why would you ask? Me: Because you're super pretty and oceans are cool and stuff and you seem really nice. MCS |
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Did you know that I can part my hair with my tongue? :xxx
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You're driving me nuts. Wanna bolt, and screw?
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Hi seemed to work.
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I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
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Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.
MCS |
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I hear ya brother! |
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Amazing anyone on here ever had a date!:D:D:D:D:D
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Hi, I'm L.T.
SMACK! :xxx Don't tell anybody about this, OK? ;s Too soon? |
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Well, aren't you a pretty little ribeye... Want to go have a hot time on my grill?
And that is actually used to address a chunk of meat... and the purpose is to get it's deliciousness in my belly... I got nuttin. |
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