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LasciviousXXX

04-22-2010 01:45 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 835337)

You're a felon. :r

You have no idea! :banger

icehog3

04-22-2010 01:46 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 835985)

You have no idea! :banger

Oh, but I do. :r

LasciviousXXX

04-22-2010 01:47 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

I know..... naked pilates :tu

galaga

04-22-2010 02:02 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 835990)

I know..... naked pilates :tu

And squirrels smoking nubs. You've got to pay good money in some towns to see that....:=:

DPD6030

04-22-2010 02:18 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

About time MI had a good one.

Saw this one on the site

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

Ahh and a good one from Harper Woods, MI

It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

Makes me think of Ace Ventura with the dead parakeet :r

Cigary

04-22-2010 04:17 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Here in Ga. I read some good ones:

All sex toys are banned. ( oh wow )

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

Acworth....All citizens must own a rake. ( I bought one this year )

It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair. ( I can't even tell you how many times I have done this )

In Atlanta....One man may not be on another man’s back.

In Columbus, Ga....No one may tease an idiot. ( Guilty )

In Kennesaw...( I live 5 miles from there...Every head of household must own a gun. This is not a dumb law BTW.)

JE3146

04-22-2010 04:55 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030 (Post 836054)

Dumb and Dumber :D

Starscream

04-22-2010 06:20 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Quote:

Originally Posted by floydpink (Post 835053)

I like the one about it only being legal to beat your wife as long as it's limited to once a week, but illegal to frown at her on Sundays.

The one about not being legal to keep alligators in your bathtub isn't bad either.

Not to generalize, but the deep South states seem to have the best ones.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 835843)

The funny part about all of this is, There had to be a situation to cause the law to be made. I dont care about the law, I want to know what made the law.

I live in the South and I hate to say it, but it's true. Us rednecks will do anything.

SeanGAR

04-22-2010 06:46 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Florida
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Ah man ... I hate straps ....

M1903A1

04-22-2010 07:13 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

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Originally Posted by bonjing (Post 835273)

THis one from Chico CA:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Hmm...and after that happens, who is left to enforce it or take the fine?

M1903A1

04-22-2010 07:21 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonjing (Post 835273)

THis one from Chico CA:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Overheard in Moscow, Beijing and Tehran: "Curses! That one's off the list!!"

icehog3

04-22-2010 10:47 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cigary (Post 836212)

It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair. ( I can't even tell you how many times I have done this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi6vWpc3Hs0

WildBlueSooner

04-23-2010 12:34 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfgang (Post 835284)

Florida.

It is illegal to commit "unnatural acts"
Oral sex is illegal
The only legal way to have sex is in the missionary style.

Us Floridians have only one thing on our minds apparently.

:eek::xxx

Glad I have never been with a girl from Florida :r

WildBlueSooner

04-23-2010 12:37 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner (Post 837335)

Glad I have never been with a girl from Florida :r

Or guy...just wanted to clarify

357	04-23-2010 12:51 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

City law in Rochester Michigan

"All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police."

Inspected for what?

T.G	04-23-2010 02:19 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357 (Post 837371)

City law in Rochester Michigan

"All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police."

Inspected for what?

Decency.

Man, that law probably dates back to at least the early 1900's when they still did that.

markem

04-23-2010 02:35 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Love this law. Whitehall MT, right on the Continental Divide (Butte being on the west side and Whitehall on the East):

It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

I grew up in Butte. I know all about highs of -40* for weeks on end and heavy snow, but ice picks?

btw, I have seen homemade snow tires: strips of leather with nails tied around the tread. Yes, the sharp end (at least of the nail) was pointed out.

markem

04-23-2010 02:39 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

and since I now live in Oregon ...

It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.

Tickets are still written for this offense. Think long haul truck driver.

Mugen910

04-23-2010 03:06 PM

Re: Dumb Laws

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfgang (Post 835284)

florida.

It is illegal to commit "unnatural acts"
oral sex is illegal
the only legal way to have sex is in the missionary style.

Us floridians have only one thing on our minds apparently.

:eek::xxx

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildbluesooner (Post 837335)

glad i have never been with a girl from florida :r

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildbluesooner (Post 837339)

or guy...just wanted to clarify

hahaah!!!

chachee52

04-24-2010 05:44 AM

Re: Dumb Laws

I still like the MA law that states that you can't put tomatos is clam chowder (that's Manhatan clam chowder).
I worked at a hospital that served that and I was constantly harrassing them about it, but no cop would give them a ticket or arrest them!!!!

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