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Ashcan Bill 02-26-2010 01:07 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 773812)
You old goats probably remember pics of Jackie O on The Christina.

Hell, I remember her in the White House.


Anyone know where I can get some whale foreskin? I'm thinking of remodeling the bathroom and a whale foreskin toilet seat would be just the ticket! ;)

ucla695 02-26-2010 02:04 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 774330)
Hell, I remember her in the White House.


Anyone know where I can get some whale foreskin? I'm thinking of remodeling the bathroom and a whale foreskin toilet seat would be just the ticket! ;)

I'd be careful with the toilet seat idea....you might accidentally over excite the seat by moving around too much and then it's game over man. ;)

G G 02-26-2010 02:10 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
LOL

The Poet 02-26-2010 02:26 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
So, instead of neatsfoot oil, do you treat these with smegma?

srduggins 02-26-2010 02:31 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 773912)
Well considering a whale penis can be 20 feet long I am pretty sure that the foreskin is big enough for more than one stool.

Should we be scared that you know this?

Ashcan Bill 02-26-2010 03:56 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ucla695 (Post 774413)
I'd be careful with the toilet seat idea....you might accidentally over excite the seat by moving around too much and then it's game over man. ;)

Yeah, on second thought probably not a good idea. I'd get the blame every time the seat was up.............



:ss

Col. Kurtz 02-26-2010 04:25 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 774168)
You don't know comfort until your butt naked drinking scotch while sitting on a whale foreskin.....


I'll take your word for it, brother.

aich75013 02-26-2010 04:31 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
This is one case where "This Thread is Better Without Pics."

G G 02-26-2010 04:36 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by aich75013 (Post 774601)
This is one case where "This Thread is Better Without Pics."

:tpd:

kydsid 02-26-2010 04:53 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by aich75013 (Post 774601)
This is one case where "This Thread is Better Without Pics."

What you don't belong to this congregation. http://whalepenis.org/ :r

Skywalker 02-26-2010 05:47 PM

Re: This is just a bit bizarre.
 
OMG!!!:r:r:r

That's a whale of a tale!!!


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