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tobii3 02-04-2010 04:37 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
1. Buy Cuba.

2. Retire

3. Not Die

Commander Quan 02-04-2010 04:42 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by blugill (Post 747532)
Uncle Ted doesn't drink:)

yeah I know, but we're pretending here remember

blugill 02-04-2010 04:43 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cigary (Post 747495)
Who hasn't daydreamed about this? I've read of so many people upon winning lotteries whose life went to **** because of their winning a ton of money. I'd never let anyone know I won anything just so I could keep my anonymity and live my life in a comfortable way. Money changes peoples perception of everything and even family members. Look what happens when people die and there is a will left,,families are destroyed over money and what is supposedly left to others.

The wife and played this out one day and we came to the conclusion that we would do things without others knowing about it...i.e. paying off family mortgages, cars, without them knowing about it. We would of course give 50% to those places that help others,,giving back is what keeps you grounded. We would keep back $1,000,000 for us and spend the rest on making other lives better. There is a ton of things you can do to make life better for those who don't have as much. This would be so much better than buying airplanes, mansions, cars and other things that will never fill the whole in your life.

:tpd:
+1

replicant_argent 02-04-2010 04:52 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Welcome To Fantasy Island..... I am Mr. Locke, your Host.





Nuff said.

Blueface 02-04-2010 05:03 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Commander Quan (Post 747381)
Let’s say you win the intergalactic lottery, and now you’re rich, not just like “Yea, I won a million dollars!” rich, more like “Daddy Warbucks or Scrooge McDuck rich. Of course you’re going to take care of your family, set up a trust fund for the next 6 generations of your offspring, and hire the Rolling Stones to play at your “retirement party” but then what? How are you going to live the lifestyle of an eccentric Super Multi Billionaire?

After the above which is clearly very important, spend the rest of my life traveling the United States, feeding it. After all have had a full stomach and no more hunger for a long time, then focus on the rest of the world.

That should keep me busy until the day I die.

Mr.Erskine 02-04-2010 05:15 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Pay all my bills... buy my wife a Dodge Charger, buy a Rolls Royce Phantom drophead Coupe, buy a nice house, and then deposit the rest around the world in interest bearing accounts.

Commander Quan 02-04-2010 05:17 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Oh I though of a couple more. I want my hip joints replaced with ball barrings, an air ride suspension to replace the disks in my back, and a by pass valve installed before my stomach, so I can decide what my body will digest and if I decide to fill up on McRibs sandwiches or a pound of foie gras I wouldn't have to worry, about buying new pants every 2 weeks

Blueface 02-04-2010 05:20 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The EVP (Post 747470)
1) Buy Puff.com and fire Jon Caputo's ass

:r:r:r

sikk50 02-04-2010 05:27 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Buy my way into the white house and fire everyone.
Buy the Budweiser factory and shut it down.
Build a log cabin manson in Colorado and shoot anything that comes within half a mile of my cabin.
Fly all of CA to said cabin where I will have Carlos Fuente and his rolling team making footballs for everyone.

OH! Almost forgot, buy a buffalo and name it skittles...Why? Because I can dammit!

blugill 02-04-2010 05:32 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
:) It's easy to be philanthropic after you have the means:)

icehog3 02-04-2010 05:36 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
1. Buy Scott (MajorCaptSilly) some stuff.
2. Pay off all my family's debt.
3. Buy a winter home in the South and a summer home in Chicagoland.
4. Get season tickets for the Blackhawks.
5. Throw the biggest herf imaginable for the Inmates here...on a monthly basis. :)

Whipper Snapper 02-04-2010 05:40 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 747607)
1. Buy Scott (MajorCaptSilly) some stuff.
2. Pay off all my family's debt.
3. Buy a winter home in the South and a summer home in Chicagoland.
4. Get season tickets for the Blackhawks.
5. Throw the biggest herf imaginable for the Inmates here...on a monthly basis. :)

Am I invited to said herf? :r

icehog3 02-04-2010 05:41 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 747611)
Am I invited to said herf? :r

Are you an inmate here? Feel free to answer in the Banter forum so we don't clog this one up. :)

Commander Quan 02-04-2010 06:29 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The EVP (Post 747470)
After friends and family are taken care of:

1) Buy Puff.com and fire Jon Caputo's ass

Better yet, buy every company that advertises at Puff and make him go broke.

JE3146 02-04-2010 06:36 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 747535)
1. Buy Cuba.

2. Retire

3. Not Die

You've been completing #3 since the ice age :r

Smokin Gator 02-04-2010 07:01 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
#1 Give 1/2 of whatever I won to the church I go to and the Florida Baptist Children's Home.
#2 Buy all of the farm back that I grew up on.
#3 Buy a herd of pure bred limousine cattle that would cover the top 3 bloodlines.
#4 Have a monthly herf for all the inmates that would rival the Shack herf.
#5 Work until they day I day enjoying what I do now.

junkinduck 02-04-2010 08:30 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
After I help church, family, friends, and do all the usual
#1 quit work, not cause I don't like it but I just wouldn't have time for it
#2 Finish my house before I am 40
#3 buy a Barret .50 BMG
#4 build a tall fence
#5 buy CAT equipment just to tear up my yard and put it back, you know bull dozers and stuff
#6 Try to stay common and not forget.

gettysburgfreak 02-04-2010 08:43 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
1. Give a cut to my parents and sister
2. Donate some to charity
3. Buy one of every Ferrari ever made
3. Buy every watch over 40 grand
4. Build a walk in humidor stocked with CCs
5. Buy every Civil War book made
6. Buy tons of Civil War relics
7. Go to Vegas, throw down a mill on Red then hit the strip clubs and make it rain like Pac Man Jones all while drinking Crystal from the bottle.

Silound 02-04-2010 10:08 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
Pay off my debt, but myself a moderate sized house on a decent amount of land (read 3000sqf on 5-10 acres), put enough away to pay all my major expenses for life, and donate the rest to someplace.

Then I'd continue working part time or at whatever job I really enjoy.

MedicCook 02-04-2010 10:13 PM

Re: You're rich? Now what?
 
I would probably blow all the money on cigars, hookers & booze. :r


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