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MajorCaptSilly 09-20-2009 09:03 PM

Re: bachelor stuff you used to do
 
I don't miss the green furniture I bought from a tag sale to furnish my first apartment. I do kinda miss killing hookers, though.

MCS

JJG 09-20-2009 09:13 PM

Re: bachelor stuff you used to do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 559739)
I don't miss the green furniture I bought from a tag sale to furnish my first apartment. I do kinda miss killing hookers, though.

MCS

oh man, I'll never stop killing hookers. My kids are going to be all embarrassed because I'm gonna be that old guy still killing hookers when he's 50.

BC-Axeman 09-20-2009 09:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak (Post 559354)
I'm sure I would trade some freedoms for sex

This is so funny it bears laughing at again.
:r:r:r

rizzle 09-21-2009 09:20 AM

Re: bachelor stuff you used to do
 
I used to chase the wimmenz. Now, not so much. Married life kinda put a damper on that.
:ss

GreekGodX 09-21-2009 09:32 AM

Re: bachelor stuff you used to do
 
There is a thread for this stuff already Bachelor Banter

HK3- 09-21-2009 10:10 AM

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Rub the NUB Connecticut in the shower. :r

rack04 09-21-2009 10:13 AM

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As a bachelor I had money and a beer belly.

BlackDog 09-21-2009 10:15 AM

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Used to wash the bed sheets about once per season whether they needed it or not. :r

Steve 09-21-2009 10:17 AM

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I've also been married too long to really remember pre- bride days. However, my daughter was gone quite a bit over the summer to camps and such and I had to remember that when she came home I needed to put clothes ON!!! Kinda got used to running around the house naked. I had a couple of close calls :D

Col. Kurtz 09-21-2009 10:18 AM

Re: bachelor stuff you used to do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak (Post 559354)
I'm sure I would trade some freedoms for sex

"Those who would trade freedom for sex deserve neither."

Ben Franklin, 1781

ade06 09-21-2009 10:29 AM

Re: bachelor stuff you used to do
 
Play golf!

White97Jimmy 09-21-2009 11:26 AM

Re: bachelor stuff you used to do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak (Post 559354)
I'm sure I would trade some freedoms for sex

Get locked up...No freedom, and all the sex you want :D

ir13 09-21-2009 11:31 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rack04 (Post 560417)
As a bachelor I had money and a beer belly.

And what changed when you got married?

:fu

coastietech 09-21-2009 11:37 AM

Re: bachelor stuff you used to do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rack04
As a bachelor I had money and a beer belly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ir13 (Post 560541)
And what changed when you got married?

:fu

Now he has no money.. Duh!:r:r

BeerAdvocate 09-21-2009 11:40 AM

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I miss having money and buying what I want, when I want it!

gettysburgfreak 09-21-2009 01:16 PM

Re: bachelor stuff you used to do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by White97Jimmy (Post 560529)
Get locked up...No freedom, and all the sex you want :D


Ill pass on that

Dux 09-21-2009 01:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BeerAdvocate (Post 560556)
I miss having money and buying what I want, when I want it!

Amen :tu

icantbejon 09-21-2009 02:12 PM

Re: bachelor stuff you used to do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by coastietech (Post 559009)
My children killed my bachelorhood more so than the my ex-wife or current girlfriend.

While I just have the wife, I can't agree more to the kids thing. When it was just the wife and I, we'd smoke cigars whenever...Mon nights at a bar drinking beers and watching football....season tickets to the Bills....downtown drinking in Savannah at stupid hours of the night....no concerns.

Enter Kiera

Can only smoke after the kid is asleep or I'm mowing the lawn...Mon nights walking the kid at 830pm to get her to sleep...season ticket to the zoo....downtown to Baby's 'R Us for diapers....constant worries.

Oh well, I love every minute of it. :ss

jledou 09-21-2009 02:23 PM

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I miss only having to cook, clean and do laundry for one person and doing it when I felt like it.

SchizoFilly 09-21-2009 03:11 PM

Re: bachelor stuff you used to do
 
Wake and bake while watching ****...my wife hates ****


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