Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

Real question, will she buy me cigars? :D

Just remember the cigar Indian isn't going to keep you warm in bed at night. He will be stealing your cigars as retribution :r

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

but the question is; does she speak Indian?

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

Waitaminute! Is that the guy that tried to help me with my computer the other evening?

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

It's GOLD Jerry!! Gold!!

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

Awesome, Scott!:banger

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

I don't think so. I really didn't look it over too much. I was a bit preoccupied.

Yes, she does.
It's actually her second one. The first one was a giant ceramic one and one of the kids broke it. This guy is the replacement.
I was just on the phone with her and told her about the thread and asked if it was wood, cause it really looks authentic. She said she didn't know, but she didn't think so.
Regardless, it looks like the real deal. It's only about three feet tall. I'd say it's a midget cigar indian, but Darrell will probably go into convulsions. :D

It's funny you asked that, Lu. We were talking one day, and she asked about football, and I launched into a sports thing. She told me "You had me at football."
She loves our Steelers. :tu

You betcha. I'm relieved. I never had herpes before, but I can't imagine it's any worse than a Padilla Miami.

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

So wheres the picture of the new girlfriend?

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

Does the Indian have a sister?

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

I didn't ask her if I'm allowed to post it yet.
I don't think she'll care though. I told her I posted the indian.
I texted her and she said "I suppose."
Meet Lisa. :)

http://home.comcast.net/~shilala/lisa.jpg

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

A whole pile of them. Four I think. One just had a baby today. She has a huge family. I'm working on getting them all down. I need a secretary.

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

What does a good lookin gal like that want to do with your ugly @ss?;)

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

The real question is will she cook Indian food for you while you herf with the guys and listen to Cigar Store Indians. If the answer is yes, go ahead and propose now. :D :D :D

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

Thats exactly what I thought. I knew it was not the size of your.................humi.;)

Congrats Scott, try not to ramble on about your garden too much that is a total turn off.

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

Does she know about your paramilitary career and corresponding arsenal?

Maybe you should take that slowly... :r

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

Great, Scott.

Now I need to go clean off my monitor :mad:

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

I would not kick her out for eating crackers in bed. :D

Nice work, old bean. :tu

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

I don't even think I posted about the Ruger I bought last week, did I?
She's fine with it anyways. :)

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

Very nice Scott. If things don't work out, grab the Indian. :tu

Re: My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.
 

Imagine herpes and a Padilla, Scott. ;)



She's beautiful, Scott....is it your charming personality that won her over, or your great big......
















....humidor. ;)