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when in doubt empty the mag
If it's raining and you've got an umbrella (rain coat) find some chick who needs an umbrella, and ask if you can share the cab ... In my former days as a life taker and a heart breaker... worked EVERY TIME. It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. |
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Life's too short to worry about how short life is.
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Measure twice, cut once. Otherwise you need a board stretcher. :hm
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two words: SMOKE OFTEN
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Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.
Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants. |
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Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
So says my dear old Dad. |
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Use your head for something other than a hat rack. Better to burp it and taste it rather than ... ohhh never mind. :D |
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Don't way in private what you wouldn't say in public
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You can't please everyone, so you might as well decide who you're gonna piss off and have fun doing it!
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My dad always told me to "want" in one hand and "poop" in the other and see which one filled up first.
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" - Herm Albright
Thought that was a great quote I saw a few years back. |
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Never go in the woods without enough gun to kill anything you will come across.
No Fat Chicks If you are going to fail.. Might as well go down inverted, spinning, with your hair on fire. (as per my college roommate) |
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Life's experience:
You will ALWAYS need the useless piece of junk from the workshop that you discarded the day before the last trash pick-up. Duct Tape, Bailing wire and WD-40. If these don't fix it, time for a cigar. |
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Life. The only teacher that kills all of it's students.
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Unless you're the lead dog the view is always the same.
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Be nice to restaraunt workers. You never know what they may do to your food in the kitchen.
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When it comes to dating, do not fight out of your weight class. :tu
Appreciate what you have as it can change in a minute :mad: |
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PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE Wait, that is 6... I must have missed one.... |
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