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Give the gnome one of these to keep it company. :D

http://www.fantasylawnornaments.com/...ncyLadyBum.jpg

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:r:r

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There goes that idea. I'm a parrothead so I'll have to use parrots and make sure they're perched somewhere high where the gnomes can't get to them. Tiki Bar perhaps. :ss

Ooh, I like this idea. Tons of possibilities there.

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:r Man, I guess I'm going to have to post a WTB Cremosas thread. :r

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I could live with a Sox gnome! :tu Has Dustin made the jump from gnomedome to the humanity?

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I say embrace the gnome. Poor it a drink give it a cigar and befriend it. Then once you have let him feel he is part of the family introduce him to your other friends the termites.

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This might help too...

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/image...ML._AA240_.jpg

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:r Nice thread Mike.

I have a smokin gnome out back. It's not colored so hes not to scary. He just sits there smokin on his pipe all day mindin his own business. I always wonder what he is doing while I am at work??

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:r:r This little guy has a shovel. That's the scary part. What's he going to bury? ? Me? I think they just sit there waiting to be activated and will attack us all!!! It'll be a special on TV...."When good gnomes go bad." :eek:

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I had a bad dream about this one

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia...Evil_gnome.jpg

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This is the one I have!!!

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/i...45-14668-F.jpg

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I think I need this one... :tu

http://services.bostonglobe.com/mas_...GNNF08TMNP.jpg

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Careful around those gnomes, they like to steal underpants

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...nomes_plan.png

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Just hope it's not the beggining of a collection!

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I'm afraid it is, but look at this...


http://i425.photobucket.com/albums/p...SoL_SS400_.jpg

This Steel Curtain gnomey should be able to the other guy in check. :D That is until he turns on me. They still creep me out. :eek:

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This is Gary's gnome. I buried him in the backyard and now I am the man of the house. Once you other gnomes finish your part in taking over the world post it here.

All Hail Gnomitron

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Gnomes are good eatin'.

http://www.filipino-food-lovers.com/...pinoy_bbq1.jpg

Here is some Filipino gnome on the grill. I first simmer the gnome meat for a couple of hours in a court bouillon then grill with some mesquite wood.

You haven't lived until you've had mesquite grilled gnome.

I don't know much about the legality of importing gnome meat from the Philippines ... I haven't had an order nabbed by USDA inspectors yet :-). From what I understand, they just send you a notice that your gnome is illegal since it has not been processed in a USDA inspected plant .. and take the meat to the next USDA herf no doubt..

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I just dress up Bao in a pointed hat and shoes and tell him to stand in the garden. :tu

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They're starting to come after us....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle902014.ece

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