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G G 03-08-2009 05:35 PM

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Most people buy their grits at the grocery store. As far as cooking them I am no chef but grits are pretty easy to make. I guess you have to figure out what consistency you like em at is the hardest thing IMO.:tu

Bruzee 03-08-2009 08:16 PM

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I do love (ok, maybe just strongly like) you guys, but this horse is DEAD! :D

dunng 03-08-2009 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bruzee (Post 277817)
I do love (ok, maybe just strongly like) you guys, but this horse is DEAD! :D

Looking for this? :D

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q...dead-horse.gif

WildBlueSooner 03-08-2009 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dunng (Post 277822)

Looks more like a llama to me:confused:

dunng 03-08-2009 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner (Post 277839)
Looks more like a llama to me:confused:

Better?

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...dead_horse.jpg

Whee 03-08-2009 08:42 PM

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here's a 2fer...

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t...ad_horse_2.gif http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t...deadhorse1.gif

Legend 03-08-2009 10:54 PM

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Dead horse? Ha. This is an important topic. I mean its important to smoke the best right? Well its important to smoke cigars. Well we like cigars. Well ok its silly. But fun.

Hardcz 03-09-2009 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 278088)
Dead horse? Ha. This is an important topic. I mean its important to smoke the best right? Well its important to smoke cigars. Well we like cigars. Well ok its silly. But fun.

The best aren't legal in the US... so it don't really matter.

I mean seriously, cigars with weed in them rule! :wo

chippewastud79 03-09-2009 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Hardcz (Post 278313)
The best aren't legal in the US... so it don't really matter.

I mean seriously, cigars with weed in them rule! :wo


I heard there is a conspiracy that Cuba sends their seconds to companies who sell to America and saves their good stock for Europe. :rolleyes:

Legend 03-09-2009 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Hardcz (Post 278313)
The best aren't legal in the US... so it don't really matter.

I mean seriously, cigars with weed in them rule! :wo

(long blank stare with eyes really big)



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...


Uh Ok. Go with the nice men in the white coats. They're you're friends.

ahc4353 03-09-2009 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 278359)
I heard there is a conspiracy that Cuba sends their seconds to companies who sell to America and saves their good stock for Europe. :rolleyes:

:r

Where the hell is the smoke ring bumper thingy!?

Legend 03-09-2009 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 278359)
I heard there is a conspiracy that Cuba sends their seconds to companies who sell to America and saves their good stock for Europe. :rolleyes:

Funny you should mention it. Look into Spain.

chippewastud79 03-09-2009 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 278367)
Funny you should mention it. Look into Spain.

Have the locals at the B+M proven your conspiracy theory as fact 100% of the time on Cubans as well? :confused:

Hardcz 03-09-2009 08:12 AM

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So do you smoke cigars marketed for France backwards? Lighting the head and puffing on the foot?

ahc4353 03-09-2009 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 278367)
Funny you should mention it. Look into Spain.

Please enlighten us further.

MajorCaptSilly 03-09-2009 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 278367)
Funny you should mention it. Look into Spain.

I looked into Spain and saw Spainards.

MCS

icehog3 03-09-2009 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 278436)
I looked into Spain and saw Spainards.

MCS

They say Spain is pretty though I've never been.
Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen.

Legend 03-09-2009 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 278375)
Please enlighten us further.

I ... Was ... Being ... SARCASTIC!!!!

Hardcz 03-09-2009 10:28 AM

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I don't even know what this thread is about anymore.

Legend 03-09-2009 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 278461)
They say Spain is pretty though I've never been.
Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen.

He Should know He's been there enough.

Man. I miss Daniel. I miss him so MUCH!!!!:r

Legend 03-09-2009 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hardcz (Post 278631)
I don't even know what this thread is about anymore.

Last you piped in it was about Stogies with weed in 'em rasta bro.:confused::al

ahc4353 03-09-2009 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 278461)
They say Spain is pretty though I've never been.
Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen.

Is that CL Daniel?

icehog3 03-09-2009 01:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Legend (Post 278633)
He Should know He's been there enough.

Man. I miss Daniel. I miss him so MUCH!!!!:r

:tu :r

Quote:

Originally Posted by abc4353
Is that CL Daniel?

Nope....EJ's blind brother Daniel. ;)

gnukfu 03-09-2009 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 278635)
Last you piped in it was about Stogies with weed in 'em rasta bro.:confused::al

crabgrass?

Legend 03-09-2009 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by gnukfu (Post 279253)
crabgrass?

No dandelion. Its quite the rage in France.

icehog3 03-09-2009 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 279771)
No dandelion. Its quite the rage in France.

I had some dandelion wine in Florida when I was a yute that knocked me on my arse. ;)

Legend 03-10-2009 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Col. Kurtz (Post 275510)

BTW, I don't think I'd ask Pepin Garcia this question.

Why not? I can't imagine it going so badly.

"Mr. Garcia, we've noticed that many times the cigars from our lounge are better than ones we buy online from the big guys. Is there a difference?"

"you and the rest of you bastards from your lounge down here to tour my factory get out. I can't believe you would ask such a question" followed by ranting and rambling in Spanish.

Nope. I don't see it. What's the harm?

SeanGAR 03-11-2009 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 280286)
Why not? I can't imagine it going so badly.

Nope. I don't see it. What's the harm?

The question would probably make him laugh so hard he could injure himself.

taltos 03-11-2009 07:10 AM

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Think about it this way, you are a guest in Pepin's facility and you ask him a question that implies that he compromises his standards in order to sell to large accounts. How would any rational person react?

ahc4353 03-11-2009 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos (Post 281909)
Think about it this way, you are a guest in Pepin's facility and you ask him a question that implies that he compromises his standards in order to sell to large accounts. How would any rational person react?

Probably like the kid in your avatar. :D

D_A 03-11-2009 07:18 AM

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Pepin takes pride in the quality of the product he releases. I think to go into his factory and toss out some absurd accusation that he is intentionally lowering his quality standards for certain clients would be an insult to him. :2

Addiction 03-11-2009 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 280286)
Why not? I can't imagine it going so badly.

"Mr. Garcia, we've noticed that many times the cigars from our lounge are better than ones we buy online from the big guys. Is there a difference?"

Ranting and rambling in Spanish as a response.

Nope. I don't see it. What's the harm?

Fixed.

Don Pepin speaks no english. I've met with him twice once with Pete Johnson and Once with the head of 5 Vegas both times required someone to translate for me.

Legend 03-11-2009 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos (Post 281909)
Think about it this way, you are a guest in Pepin's facility and you ask him a question that implies that he compromises his standards in order to sell to large accounts. How would any rational person react?

I'm not implying that he compromises standards.

Again. If you are a farmer and even though all of your tomatoes are good. You give the select ones to those customers you now would be a pain. Who you want to keep in business because they are a good chunk of your base. No standards are compromised


I don't know how many different ways I can say it. I apologize if I gave the wrong impression in prior wording. We are not talking about big differences.

Besides. When I asked Eddie Ortega he was not offended.

Legend 03-11-2009 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Addiction (Post 281931)
Fixed.

Don Pepin speaks no english. I've met with him twice once with Pete Johnson and Once with the head of 5 Vegas both times required someone to translate for me.

I'll have to brush up on my espanol.

Donde esta los cigaros

He he he he.

chippewastud79 03-11-2009 08:05 AM

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How could they be different cigars if nothing has been compromised? Still not sure how you are going to make cigars differently without making them different blends to be different cigars. Unless you and your B+M are the only people in the world with a palate so refined you can taste the differences so subtle in the same cigars. :confused:

Kreth 03-11-2009 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 281994)
Donde esta los cremosas

Fixed that for you. :r

Smokin Gator 03-11-2009 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 281986)
Again. If you are a farmer and even though all of your tomatoes are good...

:bh:bh:bh

SeanGAR 03-11-2009 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 281986)
Who you want to keep in business because they are a good chunk of your base.

You are suggesting that any B&M is a bigger account than any of the big online retailers that sell DPG?

Bzzzzztt

Sorry, that didn't pass the laugh test.

ahc4353 03-11-2009 08:20 AM

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What was Mr. Ortega's comments?

(If I missed it earlier please link and forgive me)

chippewastud79 03-11-2009 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 282024)
What was Mr. Ortega's comments?

(If I missed it earlier please link and forgive me)

I think it was something along the lines of :r

Actually he said there is no difference :rolleyes:

icehog3 03-11-2009 08:31 AM

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http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...og3/horse3.jpg

ahc4353 03-11-2009 08:42 AM

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legend, did you recently buy a bunch of cigar web sites?

Col. Kurtz 03-11-2009 08:54 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Legend (Post 280286)
Why not? I can't imagine it going so badly.

"Mr. Garcia, we've noticed that many times the cigars from our lounge are better than ones we buy online from the big guys. Is there a difference?"

"you and the rest of you bastards from your lounge down here to tour my factory get out. I can't believe you would ask such a question" followed by ranting and rambling in Spanish.

Nope. I don't see it. What's the harm?

Some others have covered this, but I said I wouldn't ask him. You can do what you want.

The implication is that he sells an inferior/different product to the online retailers and is less than honest. That would be an embarassing subject to broach for both, and if I were his guest, I wouldn't dare. I would not disrespect the man in his own house. Much less what will be lost in translation.

But hey, feel free to make an a$$ of yourself and let us know how it goes.

Not intended as a personal attack Legend, just my explanation / reasoning of my prior statement.

yourchoice 03-11-2009 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 282068)
legend, did you recently buy a bunch of cigar web sites?

:r:r:r

I'm surprised my secretary didn't just pop in and ask what was so funny! Still chuckling over here!

:r :r

SilverFox 03-11-2009 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend (Post 281986)
I'm not implying that he compromises standards.

Again. If you are a farmer and even though all of your tomatoes are good. You give the select ones to those customers you now would be a pain. Who you want to keep in business because they are a good chunk of your base. No standards are compromised


I don't know how many different ways I can say it. I apologize if I gave the wrong impression in prior wording. We are not talking about big differences.

Besides. When I asked Eddie Ortega he was not offended.

Uh huh cuz I see tomato farmers hand sorting by destination all the time

http://pro.corbis.com/images/CB05104...-EA4DB5BD1118}

gnukfu 03-11-2009 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverFox (Post 282151)
Uh huh cuz I see tomato farmers hand sorting by destination all the time

http://pro.corbis.com/images/CB05104...-EA4DB5BD1118}


Mmmmmmmm!!!! Cuban tomatoes!!! :dance:

thebiglebowski 03-11-2009 09:56 AM

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is there a way to hide a thread, for lack of a better term? i keep coming here, like someone staring at a car wreck, with morbid curiousity and this thread keeps making my brain hurt... maybe if i can't see it, i won't look.

Legend 03-11-2009 09:39 PM

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You just don't get it. You don't. You don't.

Mini me. You hungry? Want a hot pocket?

Legend 03-11-2009 09:41 PM

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499

Legend 03-11-2009 09:42 PM

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500!!!

Legendary


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