The Longest Joke in the World

[Chompers]

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.

[GKitty]

OMG... I can't believe I just read that novel of a joke.

But it was totally worth it!

[DMK]

Sorry, I have a attention span of a goldfish.....:confused:

[Chompers]

OMG... I can't believe I just read that novel of a joke.

But it was totally worth it!
hahah

That is the same thing I said when I read it.
The long-ness of the joke made the punchline so much better

[King James]

what if i just skip to the punchline?


maybe I'll try to read it later lol

[GKitty]

what if i just skip to the punchline?


maybe I'll try to read it later lol

you could... but you won't get it.

[chippewastud79]

Worst joke ever, can't believe I wasted that time in my life :bh

[Ubergopher]

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.

I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.

[Chompers]

lol

You guys are just fun haters
:)

[lightning9191]

I enjoyed it.:D

Plus I could tell you guys about the time I spent in the desert, but I can't...

[AD720]

I thought "The Shortest Joke In The World" was funnier. :r

[Gophernut]

I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.
:tpd: Let me know before you go, I'll drive.:rolleyes:

[ActionAndy]

I thought "The Shortest Joke In The World" was funnier. :r

So my girlfriend has been talking? www.instantrimshot.com

If the "thesis" wanted to be accurate, it would have to be attached to something well written. The joke itself wasn't worth the journey or the "commitment." Cool idea though.

[AD720]

So my girlfriend has been talking? www.instantrimshot.com (http://www.instantrimshot.com)



:r

[icehog3]

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.

We have something in common...I can't read it because its 63336 characters. ;) :r

[Silound]

Worthless waste of time, I can tell you with nearly 100% certainty what's at the bottom without reading it. Either it will have some sarcastic remark about reading a whole pointless story, or it will attempt to analyze people based on how they read it into groups.


Waste of time, there are better things to do in life that are more productive, like smoking :)

[totallytentative]

I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.
I'll bring the beer.

:al


Some of the train of thought parts vaguely remind me of Stephen King novel for some reason.... and just because it's the longest joke, there is no guarantee that it is even a good joke.

Yes, shortest joke is a bit funnier.

[AAlmeter]

Worthless waste of time, I can tell you with nearly 100% certainty what's at the bottom without reading it. Either it will have some sarcastic remark about reading a whole pointless story, or it will attempt to analyze people based on how they read it into groups.


Waste of time, there are better things to do in life that are more productive, like smoking :)

Party pooper :D

[smokeyandthebandit05]

I read it. I liked it. just read the damn story, what do u have to lose 20 min?

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[icehog3]

I read it. I liked it. just read the damn story, what do u have to lose 20 min?


Lots of things to do with 20 minutes. ;) :r

[smokeyandthebandit05]

Lots of things to do with 20 minutes. ;) :r


lmao I knew someone would come back with a smart a$$ comment :r

[icehog3]

lmao I knew someone would come back with a smart a$$ comment :r

;) :r

[ucla695]

That thing is a beast and I’m a commitmentphobe. :r

I’ll have to read it when it’s really, really, really slow at work.

[Drazzil]

If the "thesis" wanted to be accurate, it would have to be attached to something well written. The joke itself wasn't worth the journey or the "commitment." Cool idea though.

Part of the jokes appeal is lost if you arent willing to suspend disbelief for the time necessary to read through the joke. I personally really liked the joke, although I took the joke as more of a science/fantasy short story then a joke.

[darb85]

punch line is only funny if the premis is set up right. that was a premis! shesh

[TheJ]

I was really hoping for a better punchline.

[renton20]

Great joke. I kind of expected it to end in the way that it did but the story was pretty entertaining in and of itself.