macpappy
02-02-2009, 02:42 PM
Why Duck Hunting Is Better Than Sex! (Okay. Not Really)
1. You don't have to hide your duck hunting magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to duck hunt with you
once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about duck hunting.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you duck hunting in your jon boat, you don't have to worry
about them showing up on the internet if you later become famous.
5. Your duck hunting partner doesn't get upset about people you duck hunted with long ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to duck hunt with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good duck hunter, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you duck hunting in a lay down blind together.
8. If your regular duck hunting partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you duck hunt with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you duck hunt by yourself.
10. When dealing with a duck hunting pro, you never have to wonder if she is really an undercover cop.
11. You can have a duck hunting calendar on your wall at the office, tell duck hunting jokes, and invite coworkers to duck hunt with you without getting sued for harassment.
12. There are no duck hunting Transmitted Diseases.
13. If you want to watch duck hunting on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
14. Nobody expects you to duck hunt with the same partner for the rest of your life.
15. Nobody expects you to give up duck hunting if your partner loses interest in it.
16. Your duck hunting partner will never say, Not again! We just duck hunted last week! Is duck hunting all you ever think about?
17. If you get done hunting before your partner it's ok.
18. 2-3/4", 3", and 3 -1/2" are sufficient for duck hunting.
19. In duck hunting its okay to compare loads with your buddies.
20. You don't have to worry about your kids duck hunting too young.
21. You can't catch bad shooting from your duck hunting partner.
22. In duck hunting you can reload in 6 seconds.
23. In duck hunting you can bag 5 a day and not be in trouble.
24. In duck hunting a dead woodie is something to be proud of and show off to everyone.
1. You don't have to hide your duck hunting magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to duck hunt with you
once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about duck hunting.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you duck hunting in your jon boat, you don't have to worry
about them showing up on the internet if you later become famous.
5. Your duck hunting partner doesn't get upset about people you duck hunted with long ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to duck hunt with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good duck hunter, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you duck hunting in a lay down blind together.
8. If your regular duck hunting partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you duck hunt with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you duck hunt by yourself.
10. When dealing with a duck hunting pro, you never have to wonder if she is really an undercover cop.
11. You can have a duck hunting calendar on your wall at the office, tell duck hunting jokes, and invite coworkers to duck hunt with you without getting sued for harassment.
12. There are no duck hunting Transmitted Diseases.
13. If you want to watch duck hunting on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
14. Nobody expects you to duck hunt with the same partner for the rest of your life.
15. Nobody expects you to give up duck hunting if your partner loses interest in it.
16. Your duck hunting partner will never say, Not again! We just duck hunted last week! Is duck hunting all you ever think about?
17. If you get done hunting before your partner it's ok.
18. 2-3/4", 3", and 3 -1/2" are sufficient for duck hunting.
19. In duck hunting its okay to compare loads with your buddies.
20. You don't have to worry about your kids duck hunting too young.
21. You can't catch bad shooting from your duck hunting partner.
22. In duck hunting you can reload in 6 seconds.
23. In duck hunting you can bag 5 a day and not be in trouble.
24. In duck hunting a dead woodie is something to be proud of and show off to everyone.