Top three things NOT!! do to at a herf

[Killjoy]

1. Let Scottishsmoker drink your fat tire.
2. Let him Wii bowl
3. Let him leave the house without his keys and have him wake you up and then have him make you bring him his keys 5 hours before you have to get up for work.

[awsmith4]

Sounds like a good time :confused:

[DocLogic77]

Ummm...how does one "drink a fat tire"? That doesn't sound quite right. :r

[Don Fernando]

what if the herf is at his place?

[Volt]

Ummm...how does one "drink a fat tire"? That doesn't sound quite right. :r

Yes, please explain.

[D_A]

Ummm...how does one "drink a fat tire"? That doesn't sound quite right. :r

http://www.newbelgium.com/beer/fat-tire

[Killjoy]

Fat tire is beer..good beer..only available west of the rockies or so...

[zmancbr]

Fat tire is beer..good beer..only available west of the rockies or so...

Yup... and brewed right here in Colorado...beer capital of the U.S.

So you are saying he got a bit wasted then eh? :r

[Da Klugs]

Try not to show off... it makes people feel bad.

http://gorilla.coldfusionvideo.com/wp-images/mcdull1.jpg

Sharing party tricks if fun though. :D

[karmaz00]

good times

[ucubed]

LOL We were on skype whilst he was waiting to get his keys =P

[pnoon]

1) :pn
2) :pn
3) :pn

[rizzle]

Fat tire is beer..good beer..only available west of the rockies or so...

Yes,
Yes,
Unfortunately yes.

[Killjoy]

back east they get yeungling..out west we get Fat tire

[JE3146]

Fat tire is beer.."alright" beer..only available west of the rockies or so...

Fixed it for you ;)



It's a gateway beer.

[DrDubzz]

Texas has all the New Belgium stuff, never had any though

[Andyman]

We get Fat Tire in MN

[poker]

FYI:

Hitimewine.net (a real store) in Orange County CA ships beer to many states where legal if you want it.

63 pages (30 per page) of beer available
http://www.hitimewine.net/istar.asp?a=3&dept=04

Shipping info:
http://www.hitimewine.net/shipping.asp

States they ship beer/wine to:
Alaska
Arizona
California
Colorado
Connecticut
District of Columbia
Florida
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Louisiana
Michigan
Minnesota
Missouri
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oregon
South Carolina
Texas
Virginia
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming


(psssst...they have Ron Zacapa & Pampero (Ron Anejo Aniversari) too :))

[Drat]

back east they get yeungling..out west we get Fat tire

Yeungling is watered down crap.

Brooklyn's Black Chocolate Stout, Black Ops, and "1" are top notch, right coast beers...

FYI:

Hitimewine.net (a real store) in Orange County CA ships beer to many states where legal if you want it.

63 pages (30 per page) of beer available
http://www.hitimewine.net/istar.asp?a=3&dept=04

Shipping info:
http://www.hitimewine.net/shipping.asp

That's where I used to buy all of my kegs when I lived in Costa Mesa, god I loved that place...

[LasciviousXXX]

FYI:

Hitimewine.net (a real store) in Orange County CA ships beer to many states where legal if you want it.

63 pages (30 per page) of beer available
http://www.hitimewine.net/istar.asp?a=3&dept=04

Shipping info:
http://www.hitimewine.net/shipping.asp

I love me some HiTimeWine :dr

For all my alcoholic..err... I mean...beverage needs :D

[icehog3]

#5.......Don't slobber on a cigar in a Puff Puff Pass. ;) :r

[Zoomschwortz]

#5.......Don't slobber on a cigar in a Puff Puff Pass. ;) :r

Unless you really want the rest of the cigar for yourself;)

[icehog3]

Unless you really want the rest of the cigar for yourself;)

Good point. ;) :r

[ScottishSmoker]

Okay...in my defense...
1) I only had one beer...therefore the other 11 were someone else's doing....
2) I got better throughout the night at Wii bowling...
3) Yeah...I did leave my keys....BUT...I want to give a big thank you to you Matteo and Aaron for providing the necessary transportation to allow me be involved in the Wii Bowling...I owe you big time! BIG TIME

[Genetic Defect]

99% of the beer brewed in this country is crap. Eastern Europe on the other hand :dr

[Skywalker]

#5.......Don't slobber on a cigar in a Puff Puff Pass. ;) :r

#6 Don't be the next one after Tom slobbers on a cigar in a PPP!!!:r

[Mark C]

Hitimewine.net (a real store) in Orange County CA ships beer to many states where legal if you want it.
(psssst...they have Ron Zacapa & Pampero (Ron Anejo Aniversari) too :))

Every time I see that link, especially the rum link, I hate my state's oppressive laws just a little bit more. Does it REALLY have to be a friggin' felony to ship alcohol across state lines?

Yeungling is watered down crap.
Brooklyn's Black Chocolate Stout, Black Ops, and "1" are top notch, right coast beers...


And Dogfish Head!

[SeanGAR]

DO NOT complain when somebody plays "Come on Eileen" three times in a row. That is PERFECT puffing music.

SING IT !!

Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye

Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio, he moved a million hearts in mono.
Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them.
Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever.
Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
and we can sing just like our fathers.

Come on Eileen,
I swear (well he means) At this moment you mean everything,
With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty
Ah come on Eileen.

These people round here wear beaten down eyes
Sunk in smoke dried faces they're so resigned to what their fate is,
But not us, no not us we are far too young and clever.
Remember Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
Eileen I'll hum this tune forever.

Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's take off everything,
That pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please.

[replicant_argent]

3. Let him leave the house without his keys and have him wake you up and then have him make you bring him his keys 5 hours before you have to get up for work.

One would think he puts his keys in his purse.

[Wanger]

Fat tire is beer..good beer..only available west of the rockies or so...

We've got it here in MN. Good stuff. :)

[yourchoice]

99% of the beer brewed in this country is crap. Eastern Europe on the other hand :dr

Based on quantity, you may be right (Bud, Coors, Miller....bleh, bleh and bleh). Based on quantity and quality of what's available (Dogfish Head, Weyerbacher, Stone, Rogue, etc.) I disagree.

So, I both agree and disagree with you! :D :D Pretty typical, huh? :r

[Drat]

And Dogfish Head!

My current favorite brewery, but it's available in CA, right there at HiTimes!

[SeanGAR]

Based on quantity, you may be right (Bud, Coors, Miller....bleh, bleh and bleh). Based on quantity and quality of what's available (Dogfish Head, Weyerbacher, Stone, Rogue, etc.) I disagree.

So, I both agree and disagree with you! :D :D Pretty typical, huh? :r

Exactly. And there is no beer brewed east of Germany that I have had worth beans except the Czech Pilsners. American microbrews are among the best beers made in the world.

[jovenhut]

For those lucky locals the Hi-Times humidor is fully stocked with Great Cigars. Prices can be close to MSRP sometimes (even with the Nazi CA tax) I don't know how he does it. I have gotten Anejo's for under $10 before (if your lucky to be there the right day)

[Genetic Defect]

Based on quantity, you may be right (Bud, Coors, Miller....bleh, bleh and bleh). Based on quantity and quality of what's available (Dogfish Head, Weyerbacher, Stone, Rogue, etc.) I disagree.

So, I both agree and disagree with you! :D Pretty typical, huh? :r

yeah it is :r but the Eastern European beer is readily available to me :) one shop is a 20 minute drive the other probably 40 minutes or less :dr

[Darrell]

Don't throw up in the host's back yard (nudges Skywalker). ;)

[livwire68]

Dont flood the hosts bathroom :rolleyes:

[Genetic Defect]

Exactly. And there is no beer brewed east of Germany that I have had worth beans except the Czech Pilsners. American microbrews are among the best beers made in the world.

examples to try? nothing local has beat Latvian or Ukrainian beer, as for Germany I don't consider that east:ze

[tobii3]

PAY attention to which end of the cigar you are lighting!!
(and, on THAT note, WHICH end you are smoking!)

:r

[Skywalker]

Don't throw up in the host's back yard (nudges Skywalker). ;)

Sorry!!!:lv

[Darrell]

Sorry!!!:lv

:D :tg :fu :ss

[SilverFox]

Don't throw up in the host's back yard (nudges Skywalker). ;)

I would have thought throwing up in the Kitchen would be worse :r

[Skywalker]

I would have thought throwing up in the Kitchen would be worse :r

Darrell's backyard is his kitchen!!! The guy's an animal!!!:r