The Final Word on Nutrition

[G G]

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final
word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us.

Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Our government is trying to correct this problem.

Absolutely no offense meant to anyone.:)

[dunng]

:r :r :r :r

[Mugen910]

:tu

[md4958]

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.

Absolutely no offense meant to anyone.:)

i AM offended by this...

we like to think of the amount as "just right":r:r:r

[G G]

i AM offended by this... :r:r:r

I wasn't including you in the last sentence.:D

[CBI_2]

Very Funny. I think the problem has already been corrected in some places. :D

[newcigarz]

me likey :tu

[Yazzie]

so True