Drinking

[Steve]

Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The first vampire says, "I want a pint of blood."

The second vampire also asks for a pint of blood.

The third vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma."

The bartender says, "Gotcha. That's two bloods and a blood light, comin' up."

[icehog3]

:fp

[Porch Dweller]

:D

[Tio Gato]

:r:r:r

[Weelok]

Good one.

[Old Sailor]

:r

[markem]

Blood still has more alcohol than Coors.

[bruceolee]

This joke made the rounds in the hospitals i worked at for years. We would always use while giving blood transfusions. AN oldie but a goodie! God bless you!

[G G]

:)

[Dave128]

Oh geez.