Ba-Da-Bing

[Steve]

I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail. But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

[icehog3]

You marry an English teacher? That's unpossible.

[markem]

Left her dangling like a participle.

[jonumberone]

Did you want to marry her because she let you use the colon?

[Porch Dweller]

These puns are enough to make my dear old grammar cry.