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retired
04-21-2021, 07:11 AM
A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:
“You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".
“Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”
“You're coming empty handed?”

icehog3
04-21-2021, 08:41 AM
:D :r

RevSmoke
04-21-2021, 05:02 PM
love it!

longknocker
04-22-2021, 01:35 AM
Good One!:r:D:tu

Brian D.
04-22-2021, 05:53 AM
Her attitude is exactly why she'll probably get run over by a reindeer some day.

retired
04-22-2021, 10:58 AM
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is still a Christmas favorite
Our mantle Santa sings it when you rub his belly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw

CigarNut
04-26-2021, 05:18 PM
:r :r