Little Johnny...

[Steve]

Been there...
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Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food. The cost of living is going up everywhere. I'd be happy if just one thing went down.

Little Johnny: Dad, here's my report card.

[retired]

:r:r

[Tio Gato]

Alternate- Little Johnny "Go down? How 'bout Mom?!". ;)