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retired
03-20-2021, 08:47 AM
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later...
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Penny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Penny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!

icehog3
03-20-2021, 10:27 AM
:lr :tu

CigarNut
03-20-2021, 02:00 PM
:r :r

longknocker
03-20-2021, 03:17 PM
:tu:D

bonjing
03-20-2021, 09:31 PM
Dayum

Weelok
03-21-2021, 05:56 AM
Lot of “love” in that neighborhood.