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Steve
03-09-2021, 07:31 AM
A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, "A lawyer!"

Porch Dweller
03-09-2021, 08:52 AM
:D

BigAsh
03-09-2021, 10:19 AM
A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, "A lawyer!"

on the advice of counsel....THAT IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!! :D:D

Havanaaddict
03-09-2021, 11:35 AM
:r

retired
03-09-2021, 12:07 PM
Unfortunately that is the way of the world. Seen toooo many crawling out of the woodwork relatives/friends lookin for a piece of the proverbial pie.

CigarNut
03-09-2021, 06:07 PM
:r :r

Tio Gato
03-10-2021, 03:17 AM
Another gem Steve!