As God as my witness

[markem]

I thought turkeys could fly

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/entertainment/2019/10/30/wkrp-cincinnati-turkeys-away-episode-thanksgiving/4095230002/

[Steve]

One of my favorites!

[M1903A1]

Remarkably, that was based on an actual radio stunt...from a station in Atlanta, I think. (And it involved a truck, not a helicopter.)

[icehog3]

Oh, the humanity. :D

[T.G]

Booger.