Log in

View Full Version : A Position To Fill


The Poet
01-31-2019, 04:57 PM
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver , and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.


The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of
their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to
Billings , Montana ."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."

Tio Gato
01-31-2019, 05:04 PM
:cl

CigarNut
01-31-2019, 05:33 PM
:r :r

Weelok
01-31-2019, 05:53 PM
Sounds like a tough job actually.

markem
01-31-2019, 06:02 PM
And your first patient is your daughter

icehog3
01-31-2019, 10:44 PM
And your first patient is your daughter

There was no need to take it there, Mr. Mark. I was gently chuckling, then suddenly shuddering. -(P

The Poet
02-01-2019, 01:53 AM
Incest is relative.

shilala
02-01-2019, 02:49 AM
:tu :tu

cmitch
02-11-2019, 10:12 PM
Incest is relative.

And relative humidity is sweating while having sex with your sister.:r

Tio Gato
02-12-2019, 04:00 AM
Great responses!:r:r

dijit
02-12-2019, 12:15 PM
Lol