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markem
11-18-2018, 10:06 PM
You will not believe what just happened... I walked into the mini mart to get a drink...When I walked up I noticed these 2 police officers watching some dude who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him & thought, "This guy didn't have any common sense & was he stupid ?!! With the cops right there too?! But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside and the dude's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on him and threw him in the police car.. I was thinking "He shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosy person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting him for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

massphatness
11-18-2018, 10:55 PM
jesus

Weelok
11-19-2018, 12:36 AM
You can count your blessings he wasn’t waving around a fire penis.

Hahahaha good one.

AdamJoshua
11-19-2018, 04:24 AM
:lv

sigsauer
11-19-2018, 06:10 AM
that was hilarious!

CigarNut
11-19-2018, 06:50 AM
:fp :fp2

icehog3
11-19-2018, 09:03 AM
https://i.imgur.com/5BztOZG.gif

Havanaaddict
11-19-2018, 11:13 AM
:noon

Brlesq
11-19-2018, 12:46 PM
Ouch